Save The Hairy Dogs Of Summer

My name is Sparky, and I must humbly appeal for your help. Just look at me! This is my demented master's idea of a proper coiffure for summer. As you can see, the ragged short hair makes mock of my traditional, Germanic long-haired Pomeranian heritage. I'm embarrassed for myself, and as a result, I cannot walk the streets until late at night, when no one can see.

Please, let my master know this injustice must not continue. Despite his dark mutterings about cleanliness and comfort, his abuse of my heritage cannot be permitted.

Won't you please help?