Feeling Amish

Las Vegas ain't for everyone:

Finally, Vegas has too many people craving attention - and I'm not talking about the Elvises, which are everywhere - and fun. I'm talking about people who've spent too much time in front of the mirror trying too hard to look like somebody they are not.

Las Vegas is the love child of Hooter's and the Oregon Country Fair, a human collage that's great for those who like to strut.

And whom, may I ask, doesn't like to strut?