'Rocket Man'

Performed by William Shatner (accompanied by ... is that Bernie Taupin?).

For once, Gabe, I must agree. As you say, "from the bad to the truly awful." Where are the Klingons when you need them?

And, courtesy of MikeMac, Stewie Griffin's 'Rocketman.' Lyrics from LetsSingIt

She packed my bags last night, preflight
Zero hour, nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high
As a kite by then

I miss the earth so much
I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no no no...
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse
Up there alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no no no...
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse
Up there alone

Mars ain't the kind of place
To raise your kids
In fact, it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them
If you did

And all this science
I don't understand
It's just my job
Five days a week

A Rocket Man
Rocket Man

And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no no no...
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse
Up there alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no no no...
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse
Up there alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time(7x)