New Specs

Elton John, I'm not, but I've graduated to the age when I need either bifocals, or two new sets of glasses, to cope with the full range of vision. I got the latter today, plus contact lenses. Just 500 outrageous pairs more, and I'll be like Sir Elton!

The 'near' pair seems OK, but the 'far' pair is a bit strange - the peripheral vision in the left eye is a bit blurry, and the depth of focus is strange - but at least I'll be able to read traffic signs again!