Pop Music Lyrics

Lyrics so stupid I choked with laughter (Lil Flip's 'Sunshine'):

I need a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets
That know how to cook cause a nigga like to eat
Spaghetti, shrimp and steak and I'll adore you
I'll treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you

Awesome lyrics: (from Kylie's 'Crying Game'):

One day soon I’m gonna tell the moon
About the crying game
And if he knows, maybe he’ll explain
Why there are heartaches, why there are tears
And what to do to stop feeling blue
When love disappears