Hmm… Trespasser on roof of local auto garage lecturing the cops at 12:40 a.m. This was about a block from my house. The cops seemed unpersuaded. The question is, how to end the standoff without getting the guy hurt?
Just as the cops were leaving - they decided they had higher priorities - I realized I know this guy. One of my newer Facebook friends. Talkative homeless guy in the neighborhood trying to fight off various conspiracies. I tossed him some water, a soda, and a bit of fried chicken, plus an old blanket.