I was musing just last night that, even though I put out food for the birds, and we have a turkey overpopulation problem in California, I’ve never seen a turkey in this neighborhood. Lo and behold, this morning at the end of the driveway, a turkey! Jasper has never seen a turkey in his vast 3-year experience of the world, so he’s going ape. Here, Jasper’s standing on his hind legs and warning everyone in the neighborhood about the extreme danger presented by this feathered velociraptor wannabe. I’m worried I don’t have near enough bird food for it and the pigeons too.