Theater Dream

Theater dream. I dreamt I was in a courtroom in a musical. I resembled Mel Brooks dressed as the King of France in "The History of the World - Part 1." 

Action slowly ground to a halt. Apparently I was supposed to start the singing - so the hushed voices in the wings muttered - but I didn’t know the cue because this was the first time I ever had this dream and didn’t know any of the songs. So things just kept getting more and more awkward until I woke up.