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Sacramento area community musical theater (esp. DMTC in Davis, 2000-2020); Liberal politics; Meteorology; "Breaking Bad," "Better Call Saul," and Albuquerque movie filming locations; New Mexico and California arcana, and general weirdness.
Wednesday, May 27, 2026
A Few Thoughts On Elon Musk's Campaign Against "The Odyssey"
I'll Just Help Myself
Farewell, Flaming Chariot!

Last week, I noticed a note on my 1993 Ford Ranger pickup truck's windshield asking me if I wanted to sell. Actually, I was thinking of that.
Friday, May 22, 2026
Heading Towards End of School Year
This week in my job as a substitute instructional assistant at the local Montessori school was kind-of brutal. I was there three days straight and spent almost the entire time on my feet, employed mostly as a shusher, trying to keep an upper EL class (grades 4-6) quiet enough for academic work to proceed. This class apparently has a reputation for being overly-dramatic, but I noticed no scenery-chewing issues on my watch. I also helped supervise kindergartners at recess.
When I got to the upper EL class I discovered that one of the students had bronchitis, and was hacking up a lung. It was clear that I was doomed. The student apparently had returned to class too soon, and so now I would have a cold too. Plus, I'm just not used to working this hard!
Still, the class was interesting to me. I was their age nearly sixty years ago, and despite various superficial changes - brighter colors and newer technology - I have the sense that nothing at all has changed. I feel like I've always known these kids. They are exactly the same as we were - the furtive glances, the inside jokes, the sporadic noises they make, running and skipping across the floor, not following instructions, their easily-hurt feelings, and their occasional desire to be left alone. And the pencil sharpener, of course. Very disruptive in my day; less so now, but still there.
I got closer to trouble than I would have liked. At recess one lunchtime, I supervised the action at the Gaga Ball Court. Trouble is, we never had Gaga Ball in the old days, and I don't know the rules. A girl asked if she could join the action and I said yes, but the round wasn't over, so the other players ordered her out. She cried to another teaching assistant and I had to apologize to her for my bad decision to admit her too soon. Later, I learned that a report was being filed about some other action that occurred there. The students had been rough and I interceded several times to prevent fights, but someone complained nonetheless. I was asked if I heard specific insults, and I hadn't, but I did hear "Your Mom" too many times.
The kindergartners were fun, as usual. One girl seems to me to be ready to join society as a "Karen": a girl looking for the proper level of management to address her various irritations. She was irritated that her mom had failed to give her ready-made popcorn as a snack, but instead had given her microwavable packets of popcorn, which, of course, requires a microwave oven. Many classrooms have microwave ovens, but still, the permission of teachers had to be sought. We teaching assistants shrugged our shoulders at her distress. The girl would have to address upper-level management.
I apprehensively-watched kids on a playground teeter-totter, especially when two kids each loaded both sides and other kids tried to force the speed and make the rocking more violent, but the device was well-designed and no one got hurt. Not that students didn't try. At one point I was throwing lawn darts back and forth at one kid - probably a bad idea from a safety perspective - but his father was supervising, so we all skated.
On the walk back from the park, several students - what seemed to me to be an identifiable cohort of throwback kids from the Seventies - began leading the students in singing various older songs, edging into Classic-Rock, namely: "Last Christmas" (George Michael and WHAM), "All Star" (Smashmouth), "California Gurls" (Katy Perry), "We Are The Champions" (Queen), plus a few others. Once back in the class, the teacher played a more-recent video, namely "Replay" (from the Korean boy band SHINee).
On Thursday afternoon, I inadvertently encountered one of the upper EL girl students, age probably about eleven, several times. At one point, she was creeping underneath a metal picnic table, croaking in a disturbing, Exorcist-like way. I told her, "You seem to be possessed by a demon. Should we call your parents?" Her jaw dropped in that faux-shock way tweens have to indicate amusement.
Since I was making her laugh, the girl wanted to know more about who I was, but since I don’t come to school very often, no one in her clique of friends knew anything about me. So, during free-wheeling art period, she decided to send me a series of messages in a manner usually reserved for learning more about cute new boys in the class. I was anything but; I'm just a crusty old dude, but the template allowed her to ask questions that would normally be considered rude and intrusive (and her friends warned her repeatedly about her brazenness). Other kids served as message carriers, with one being the principal message carrier. The messages were written on one, maybe two, pieces of paper, and were public for her friends to see.
First, my name. What was my name? A message carrier answered for me, saying that my name was Mr. Dude. She replied, that her name was Ms. Bro. I said that we were The Dudes.
She asked for my favorite color, which is orange. She initially said orange too, but then changed her mind to violet; nearly opposite on the color wheel.
She said she liked my hair. A brazen lie! I replied that hair is fleeting and that she should enjoy hers. What did I use for shampoo? (She uses rose-scented shampoo). I replied Pantene Classic Clean. The principal message carrier laughed. Who took care of my eyebrows? I replied that Norm the Barber administers those. “Norm,” she repeated skeptically.
I had been rocking a bit to the music the teacher was playing in the background. She said “I like your dance moves.” I replied “I refrain from twerking.” She replied “That is probably for the best.” Much laughter among her friends. Principal message carrier literally ROFL!
She asked where I got my clothes. I replied J.C. Penney's. She replied she gets her clothes at Target (particularly emphasizing the hard "G" in the name and deliberately avoiding the faux-French pronunciation people often like). She stated she gets many things at Target. Her friend added "And at Trader Joe's too."
And so it continued, comparing coffee orders, dabbing, not liking Trump, etc. When her and her friends departed for Car Line she said I should go to Car Line too. "All the good people go to Car Line," she said, with more than a little deadpan sarcasm. I demurred and headed instead to the office.
Because I tried to be as flexible as possible, and truthfully answer questions that might otherwise be considered rude, we all enjoyed ourselves. We were edgy without being creepy, and now we know each other a bit better than before.
Tuesday, May 19, 2026
"Antigone in Munich: The Sophie Scholl Story" - Mira Loma High School

Rachel and I went to go see her son Larry in the final performance of "Antigone in Munich: The Sophie Scholl Story." Penelope Deen was excellent as Sophie Scholl (a member of the student-based White Rose Society, trying to fight back against the Nazis) as she underwent Nazi interrogation. The Interrogator was good too.
Monday, May 18, 2026
The Day Mount St. Helens Exploded
"The Wizard of the Kremlin"
It begins with Baranov’s student days in the early 1990s, in the heady “new Russia,” just after Soviet communism had collapsed. Everything felt possible and money flowed freely. As Baranov recalls it, those days felt like a never-ending bash, or maybe an orgy, where you might watch a naked man on a leash follow a punk rock singer around at a house party. As an avant-garde theater student and then director, Baranov lived a life of art and poetry with his girlfriend, Ksenia (Alicia Vikander). When the vulgar but fun Dmitri Sidorov (Tom Sturridge), the inventor of Russia’s first commercial bank, enters their lives, things grow brighter, then more sour.
But Baranov moves on, taking a job in trashy reality television production, and this is where the historical tale begins to take shape. “The Wizard of the Kremlin” is really a movie about how Russia went from those heady post-Soviet days to the rise of the oligarchy to, eventually, the establishment of Vladimir Putin (a mostly chilling Jude Law) as president, a former K.G.B. officer who valued power over money. The oligarchs who choose Putin as Boris Yeltsin’s successor realize too late that this man will not be their pawn. “What interests me is restoring integrity to the Russian Federation,” he tells Baranov. And that means consolidating power — in himself.
Thursday, May 14, 2026
I'm Beginning To Get Optimistic About This California Gubernatorial Race!
Becerra and Steyer are surging; Hilton and Bianco are not. It's possible that instead of two Republicans in the general election race, it will be two Democrats:
A new Emerson College Polling/Inside California Politics poll of the primary election for Governor of California finds former Health and Human Services Secretary Xavier Becerra leading the field at 19%, followed by Steve Hilton and Tom Steyer at 17% respectively. Ten percent support Katie Porter, and 8% Matt Mahan. Twelve percent are undecided.

“Xavier Becerra tops the crowded California primary for the first time in an Emerson poll, his support increased by nine points since mid-April, driven by now being the top choice among Democratic voters at 31%,” Spencer Kimball, executive director of Emerson College Polling, said. “Steve Hilton and Tom Steyer closely follow at 17% respectively, Hilton’s support stagnant, while Steyer’s support increased three points since April.”
Wednesday, May 13, 2026
"Eddington" (2025)
Originally posted May 13, 2026. Updated: May 14, 2026
Link to Top-Level Menu
Link to Top-Level Map
Return to the School
Saturday, May 09, 2026
Friday, May 08, 2026
"Shrek, The Musical" - DMTC - April 25, 2026
The Gauntlet of May
Finding Locations For "Honey Don't!"
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
Over-Lubricated Point of Friction
Yuja Wang and the Mahler Chamber Orchestra - Mondavi Center, UC Davis - April 27, 2026
Mira Loma High School Taiko Club Performs at Sacramento's Buddhist Church - April 25, 2026
Prediction Markets Can Be Manipulated So, So Easily
@elenanisonoff The hairdryer that broke polymarket #ai #tech #news ♬ original sound - elenanisonoff
Tuesday, April 21, 2026
A Nice, Rainy Storm!

The late-rainy-season storm that just blew through Sacramento produced more rain than I expected. The storm brought 1.71 inches to Sacramento Executive Airport. The slow-moving nature of the storm should mean less scatter than usual in rainfall amounts (I think the scatter on this map reflects that not all stations have fully-reported yet).
Bits From Saturday's Protest
Wednesday, April 15, 2026
Royal Ballet's "Giselle," Starring Akane Takada
Self-Starter
@elenanisonoff An AI agent sneaks out #tech #ai #news ♬ original sound - elenanisonoff
How's The Iran War Going?
Trump's Iran Downfall is the parody you’ve all been waiting for.
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