It's fun to see people's reactions when they drive along and come upon our protest. Many honk their horns and wave in support. Others throw middle fingers in opposition. Some people get mixed up, and honk and throw middle fingers, which we pass off as support. Some of these people you have to worry about. Last week, someone let go of their steering wheel in order to throw both middle fingers in opposition. A little worrisome as they weaved along the boulevard. Also last week, a few people wagged their fingers at us, as if we were just being naughty. It made me want to stand in the corner somewhere.
It's important to update the signs every couple of weeks, because the overall situation evolves with time. My new sign this week has two sides: "Captain Ketamine VS. TACO the Tyrant - PASS the POPCORN!!!" and "WOMP! WOMP! TESLA Batteries Obsolete - Sodium-Ion is the Future." It's too complicated, but whatever. You go to protests with the signs you have. Lithium-ion batteries for vehicles are likely to get decimated by the recent technical revolution in favor of sodium-ion batteries. Goodbye, the boom in rare-earth minerals.
So, I put on my black Ukrainian Tryzub T-Shirt, festooned it with anti-Elon buttons, put on my orange "Impeach Both!" cap (from the Bush/Cheney days of 2005, and also noting that orange is a color of Ukrainian support, given the Ukrainian Orange Revolution of 2004) and headed over.
The ketamine angle was unfamiliar to people, and it sparked conversation. A fellow approached in dress clothes and wearing a tie - evidently either a Tesla salesman or a man on a religious mission - or both! He asked about ketamine (an unfamiliar term) and asked why we were protesting. I mentioned, 1.) the attack on US AID that has killed so many refugee children around the world, 2.) the attack on Medicaid in order to fund billionaire tax cuts, and 3.) the attack on Ukraine. The man seemed mostly sympathetic to the battle for Ukraine. Then he started asking questions with a religious angle. He asked if I hated Elon Musk. I said no. Musk came out of Silicon Valley. He's basically a technical person and someone I could sympathize with, since I come from that background too. I want Musk to stop his attacks, but if he repented and relented, then my job would be complete. I wouldn't carry hatred of Elon in my heart. The fellow really liked this angle and cited Bible verses in support.
Later, about 1 p.m., three women in a car stopped in order to turn onto Arden Blvd. There was something about their manner that made me think they were nightclub habitués just starting their day. The woman in the back seat rolled down her window and asked about the ketamine. I explained Captain Ketamine is Elon Musk and TACO the Tyrant is Donald Trump. "Ah, fuck Trump," she replied. "Yes," I replied. "I'm on ketamine," she said. Surprised, I asked "You're on ketamine? Do you like it?" "Yes," she replied. I guess I'm going to have to learn more about this ketamine. Right now, I know nothing about it.
There's another fellow protester who is like me. He's a dead-ender, willing to be the last one standing when everyone else has gone home. We watched a teen girl and her mom shop for a Cybertruck, and poke at the finish of a vehicle. I repeated to them what one of the other protesters had said to me about Cybertrucks: "You can just peel the skin right off." (A bad glue job, apparently.) They looked at me with disdain, as if I had just crawled out of a manhole. A Good Humor truck drove by. The driver shouted, "Get a life!" Like, you call what you do a life? Then, a passing driver slowed for the traffic light and leaned on his horn for a full minute in support of our protest. Good times!
After three hours in the sun, I went to the ice cream parlor, to order a treat. The clerk said, "I like your buttons!" I told her, "I took one off before I entered the parlor because I worried it might be offensive." I showed her the button (it said "Fuck Elon Musk.") She said, "That's the best one of all!" So, when I picked up the treat, I gave her the button.
Now, it's time to rest the feet. Next week, we'll have the anti-Donald-Trump-military-parade-on-his-birthday "No Kings" protest at the California State Capitol building (with similar protests at many other places around the country).











