Sunday, August 18, 2013

The New Farrell's Ice Cream Parlor

Giorgio's back! And Karina will soon be here! Apply that Latin to Roseville!

Not a real reflective sort of place. Almost manic energy. Here for Steve's birthday.

Softened up by the two hour wait. Crowded almost beyond belief. Hard on me, because I was operating on three hours of sleep the night before.

Good ice cream.






The Substitute

With Pepper and crew completely decamped across the country in Orlando, we needed an aerobics substitute, so we got Kristen from U-Jam Fitness, based at Diversity Dance and Fitness, in Elk Grove.

Fun, but very d-d-d-dub s-s-s-step.

Next week should be fun. I promised someone I would attend hip-hop class, 1.5 hours after Zumba, when I'd normally be winding down. I could break the promise, I suppose, but there's no incentive. You see, she's c-c-c-cute.

Woodland Sobriety Stop

Cop: Have you been drinking this evening?

M: I had some wine about 6:30.

Cop: Take off your glasses, look at my finger, and watch it.

M.: (He's sure moving it all over the place.)

Cop: Thank you. Proceed.

M.: (It's all that dancer training!)

Friday, August 16, 2013

Congressman Tom McClintock Has Become A Gibbering Idiot



Whatever you thought of Tom McClintock's politics, there was no question that he used to be respected on both sides of the aisle, and in the news media, for his superior command of budgetary arcana.

Wha-a-a-a happened?

This response is a disgrace. There are plenty of crimes that don't require guns. If guns are the only criteria, maybe we can get rid of all crime by outlawing guns.

There also needs to be barriers to keep financial institutions from becoming mired in corruption, which they are bound to do otherwise, and the Glass-Steagall Act was a shining example of a simple law that worked perfectly fine, saving banks from running amok, and preserving people's savings, until Republicans and Democrats united under Clinton to shred it in the 90's. We have been in dire straits since then.

Sorry, McClintock used to be respectable. No longer. He's just another idiot.

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Do You Wanna Touch Me

Is The Arctic Recovering a Bit?

Walt in Aiken, SC poses a question:
Hey Marc: Why is it so cool here in SC this summer?!?!? Yesterday it was 63 at noon! In august! And, we haven't hit 95 yet all summer!
I had woken up from a fitful sleep, so I answered:
Usually it is because the position of the long wave trough shifted westward, directly over SC, compared to usual of the coast. Will check later. Strange things have been afoot all summer. Started with the unusual breakdown of the polar vortex into 2 vortices, and has continued with slow tropical storm season. And no matter what else happens, drought in NM.
Still the question gnawed at me. What was up?

Weather Channel blames air flow around high pressure system to the north.

I started playing with the animated GIFs here for the first half of August:

Offhand, it looks like pattern of Rossby waves is more vigorous this summer than in summers recently passed. Are temperature gradients increasing? The usual protection South Carolina enjoys from cold weather in the summer has broken down.

Interestingly, despite previous ice melt, the summer appears to have been unusually short this year in the Arctic.

So, those two observations would be consistent. But why the recovery in the Arctic? Climate feedbacks should operate in the other direction, and there was the bizarre vortex splitting earlier this summer that occurs only every 20 years, or so.

Ain’t weather grand? Whatever it is, I’m sure the cosmic reason for all the changes is to screw New Mexico out of rain. That’s the ultimate reason for everything. Nature decided to go all medieval and will do whatever is necessary to break the place.

August 15, 2013, 12Z (7 am EST). High over Ohio is about 1023 mb. Vigorous flow from the NE. Cold air funneling from New England.

August 12, 2011, 12Z (7 am EST): High over Ohio is about 1017 mb. Similar to 2013 situation, but weaker.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

The Madness Of Squirrels

I decided to water the embankment in front of my house at 1:10 a.m. (The sprinklers don't reach there and it's so nice and peaceful out.)

A fluttering caught the corner of my eye. It was a squirrel on the sidewalk. It was carefully, methodically, and relentlessly chasing its tail. Sometimes it would stop, wave its head side to side like it was disoriented, and then continue chasing its tail.

I was seriously-spooked by the possibility of illness or injury.

Last I saw the squirrel, it had tumbled down the embankment and was chasing its tail in the gutter. In the morning, I went out to find the squirrel - I figured it would be easy since it wasn't going anywhere - but it had vanished.

Gabe says it's a metaphor for my life: going around in circles. He also suggested: "It's like that marvelous Boris Karloff film, 'The Juggler of Our Lady' (1958). Remember that?:
Medieval times. A juggler has little success making a living; he puts on a hair shirt and becomes an ascetic, but attracts only other ascetics. Finally, in desperation, he becomes a monk. He visits the other monks, who all glorify the Lady with their skills: cooking, painting, sculpture, etc. He tries helping them, but botches it. A festival is held for the Lady, and each of the monks offers his gift, but the juggler has nothing. Frustrated, he juggles for her, all night, alone.
So, this is the gift of the squirrel?

I like the idea of a metaphor from the heavens the best:  going around in circles.

More, More More - Andrea True Connection



Last night, they featured this song by former porn star Andrea True on a documentary called "Inside Deep Throat". The refrain was surprisingly effective at establishing the entire atmosphere of the mid-1970's. The zeitgeist of 1976 hinged on this song. And they interviewed Andrea True too, the particular angel who controlled the entire zeitgeist of that entire wonderful decade, and she shrugged her shoulders and said something like:
"More. More. More. How do you like it? How do you like your love?" That's all there was.
Sometimes I wish I was back in the mid-1970's. Best. Era. Ever.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Time For The Semi-Annual Clogged Sewer Line

I knew things were working too well this summer.

Fighting Toolbars And Extensions And Malware

Oh my!

Unusual Leaf Fall

A new golden patch on the back lawn.  It's from a small cotton wood tree in my back yard.  Suddenly it's dropping most of its leaves. 

I wonder if it's related to the small shock of losing water last week.  What happened is that the transformer for the sprinkler system burned out last week, and before I realized there was a problem, the sprinklers failed to function for several days, causing a shock to the landscaping.  Then, I over-compensated, accidentally double-watering every day for the next four days.  I wouldn't think an established tree would even notice the perturbations, but whatever the cause, the leaves are falling fast.

The eucalyptus tree next door decided to offload a bunch of leaves too. That tree has grown so tall in just a few years. It worries me for the future. What goes up must come down - but where? On my bedroom?

Monday, August 12, 2013

Delbert McClinton - Shaky Ground



Says what Hank can't!

Vote For Corina!

Vote for Corina Bianca for Sacramento Kings Dancer, because she's a great dancer, and because she's Corina, and because she's nice. (Voting at the link.)

Corina is part of the Hip-Hop/Fierce Funk/Fitness crowd at Pepper Von's.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

The "Breaking Bad" Beggar Rides Again

Happy for the return of "Breaking Bad"! On behalf of the BrBa fan community I'll continue with the effort to identify and catalog filming locations, together with "OldeSaultie" (Sven Joli) on maps, and the able assistance of Marq-Ed Smith-Candelaria and Miguel S. Jaramillo, and their respective fan communities. (This year's filming was great, because there were finally enough fans on the ground to crowd-swarm locations, so we know far more than usual at this point in the season.) I'll also tell meandering old-man stories about these locations, whether I remember them, or not (or, better yet, forget and tell the same stories twice).

Yes, I am the original Breaking Bad Beggar:

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive



This is one of those songs I don't like much, but which has a fantastic video - specifically a kind of puppet cock-fight.

The Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be



I didn't realize Black-Eyed Peas had a video to this song. I just like the junkyard, and Fergie's walk.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

A Thought From Algodones



By Natalya Yamshchikova in St. Petersburg, Russia

An Underlying Truth

Life imitating art imitating life:
While these days we hear more about heroin and prescription drug abuse in New Mexico, meth is still huge in this region.

...In 2008, the year "Breaking Bad" started airing, officials seized 2,241 kilograms of meth in the Southwest region. In 2012, it was 10,137 kilograms. The DEA credits better enforcement.

But Kevin Abar with Homeland Security Investigations here in Albuquerque today says they're seeing an increase in something really concerning.

"We're seeing a high grade, pharmaceutical quality meth that's coming into our communities. We're seeing meth with purity rates anywhere from 98 to 99 percent pure meth, which is just unbelievable that we're seeing those qualities," Abar said.

That pure, potent meth is exactly the kind of product Walter White or "Heisenburg" make in his Albuquerque lab.

In real life, it's coming into the United States from Mexico. They're doing it in labs, with white coats, as if they're making Viagra or anything else.

A Simpler Time



By Brandon Bidleman in Sterling Heights, MI / Web site / Instagram / Society6

Friday, August 09, 2013

Prepare Your Bids Now!

Mike Faris, auto dealer on Albuquerque's North Fourth Street, just called! The two Breaking Bad cars he's been holding off the market until the Season 5b premiere (Jesse's and Mike's cars), will go sale on E-Bay on Monday, August 12th. A big portion of the proceeds will go to charity. Since AMC saw fit to crush the rest of the cars used on the show, these two cars will be particularly-loved in the future as mementoes of a remarkable moment in television history. Consider your bids now!



Two More Days!



Image by James Bousema in Las Vegas, NV.

Friday Train

Team-Building Exercise At Work Whereby We All Bring In One Bottle of Beer

I don't understand this workplace stuff. That's why they put me in hidden corner, I suppose.

Candy explains the rules of the random drawing. The Chili Pepper beer I brought in is on the right. I hope some random person likes chili peppers.

Kate prepares us to hold up banners wishing Josh a speedy recovery.

Dennis McClement Retirement Party

Dennis & Diane heading to Gilbert, AZ.

Breaking Bad, Jr.

Walter White's Hometown

Along with a tidal wave of press celebrating the final eight episodes of the best TV series ever, a wonderful article in the New Yorker!:


When I spoke with Ball, the Candy Lady, about the influx of interest in the state’s more sordid affairs, she told me that she doesn’t see a downside to it. She also told me that last year, just as her sugary narcotics made national news, her daughter-in-law died from a meth overdose. The reality of her life and that of the show are constantly in collision, in a way that might make other people turn away and look forward to its end. But she doesn’t want “Breaking Bad” to be over. She’ll keep selling blue rocks as long as the people arrive. “The whole world can see Albuquerque now,” she says. “They see us with all our problems. We’re not shy about it, just as I’m not shy about mine. But the people … they also see the sky. They never knew!

Lauryn Hill - "Everything Is Everything"

Bitcoin Is Currency

As fraud-prone as it is:
It is clear that Bitcoin can be used as money. It can be used to purchase goods or services, and as Shavers stated, used to pay for individual living expenses. The only limitation of Bitcoin is that it is limited to those places that accept it as currency. However, it can also be exchanged for conventional currencies, such as the U.S. dollar, Euro, Yen, and Yuan. Therefore, Bitcoin is a currency or form of money, and investors wishing to invest in BTCST provided an investment of money.

There's A Skunk Around Here Someplace

Along with Bailey the Rabbit, I obtained from Giorgio and Karina an accordion-like, portable, knee-high fence. I used the fence to complicate any possible entrance or exit through the back gate, whether by people, dogs, or rabbits. Since Bailey's passing, the fence is used primarily against people wandering in from the alley.

Tonight, I think the fence complicated a skunk's entry into the back yard. I saw the skunk clearly within the yard, but tangling with the fence. When I went to get a camera, the skunk had vanished. I don't think it quite succeeded entering the yard.

Mission Romance, With Joe The Plumber

(At a dark intersection, far away, in southeast Sacramento)

M.: How did it go?

J.: (carrying large box back to car) She didn't want it. She's too medicated to accept it. There are other people at the house, too. I don't know who they are. It's a really beautiful carousel too. It's the last thing of value I really have. It's worth $500.

M.: I've seen similar carousels on the Internet for $50.

J.: It's worth $500 and she didn't even care.

M.: All women are like that.

J.: She never takes my feelings into account, the clothes she wears.

M.: She's not obliged to you with respect to her clothes.

J.: People are such hypocrites with their Bible. I know I'm right. The Atlanteans were here first.

M.: Was that a pistol I saw you flash back at the van?

J.: No, that's a pellet gun. Remember?

M.: Oh, yeah. It looks like a pistol, though. I once nearly shot my mother in the eye with a BB gun. Fired at a dishwashing soap bottle, and the BB bounced back and hit her on her lower eyelid.

J.: Wow! I wish I had fired at the girl bike thieves yesterday. They were blondes. Laughing blondes. Bastard white people. First they take our land then they take our bikes. Worthless people. I'm going to have to walk to Senior Gleaners tomorrow so I can eat. It's, like, six miles. No jobs, either. The motel owner asked my bid to trim six palm trees. I said $500. It's worth $2,000, but sure enough, he hired a Cuban to do it for $200.

(pulling into motel parking lot near the decrepit van with Bella, the Labrador Retriever, waiting inside)

J.: Let's look at the palm trees. Ha! The Cuban just finished one. They're just getting what they deserved. Serves them all right.

{Voicemail Update this evening:

J.: She called back. She said she really appreciated the gesture.}

Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Tickling The Dragon

I'm gleeful I'm wasting someone's time in Fortress Kansas:
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Or, as E.: might say:
MMMMMAAAAARRRRRCCCCC! Koch Industries!

I Knew This Would Happen

Two weeks ago, someone stole Joe the Plumber's bicycle. So, he asked to borrow back the bicycle he sold me last year for $140, in order to have transportation (since his van is all but incapacitated).

So, today's 8:30 a.m. phone call was inevitable:

J.: You won't believe it. They stole the bicycle. Took it out right from me!

M.: How did it happen?

J.: It was this family of girls. They've been hanging around. The girl who took it looked like maybe she was ten. Some of my friends thought she looked older, and one even said: 'Boy, she's hot!' She stole it. A friend was close enough to stop her, but he was too slow. I found the place where they hid the bicycle. Then her mom and her sisters drove past. They picked up the bicycle, put it on their vehicle, hopped in and took off before I could catch them. They turned the wrong way onto the freeway. I called the cops and described them, but they didn't believe me. They're in on it too. You trust cops to be good people, but they don't even know the concept. The Bible and Christianity are nothing but a conspiracy against people. I just wish I had a baseball bat. So, sorry about your bike.

After the call, E. approached:

E.: Who dat?

M.: Psycho II.

E.: I HATE him! What does he want?

M.: Someone stole the bicycle he borrowed back from me.

E.: MMMMMAAAARRRCCCC! When will you ever learn? No one stole that bike!

M.: Well, whatever, it's gone.

People Have Different Ideas About What 'Purity' Means

Saw this the other day, and thought it's a remarkably bad idea.

Get Well Soon, Josh Willter

Hospitalized with pneumonia.

Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Holy Crap, Are The Koch Brothers Going To Sic Dogs On Me?

For the sin of mentioning Koch Industries on the Web, I notice CounterPoint Strategies is snooping around a bit on yours truly. What do they do?:
“When you include their name in the search, it draws attention to it and lets the reporter know that you mean business and you’re going to hold them responsible,” McCarthy told me over the phone. For another seafaring client, the National Fisheries Institute, he bought Google ads against the names of three Vogue reporters — and their editor, Anna Wintour — who wrote about high levels of mercury in fish.

...Targeting reporters where they hang out online is McCarthy’s grating specialty. He went after ABC News, on behalf of the Formaldehyde Council, with ads ... on Mediabistro’s TVNewser. “It was virtually a guarantee that they and all their competitors were going to see it,” McCarthy told me with more than a little relish.
Holy crap, if they distrust me enough, they'll buy ads on the Internet saying I'm a sniveling, lying, unreliable blogger.

Well, like they say in Hollywood, there is no such thing as bad publicity. Can I parlay this into something bigger? Koch Industries, Koch Industries, Koch Industries, Koch Industries....

Clowns Going To Syria?

Tyehimba recently went to Clown Camp, and he says he's on the short list of people ready to go Syria in October.

Here is a wonderful interview on BBC Outlook where they discuss the efforts of Clowns Without Borders in Syrian refugee camps.

Are the two things related? They have to be right? The challenge is keeping tens of thousands of idled kids focused on education and away from gangs.

Giving Up On The Rio Grande Valley

Not enough rain this summer to keep the 'state change' from happening:
The 10,000-year-old desert is changing, scientists say. Grasses are in a cycle of collapse, overwhelmed by hardy and long-lived shrubs such as mesquite and creosote.
According to Drought Monitor, at least things improved enough in Socorro this summer to move from 'Exceptional' to 'Extreme' drought. Celebrate what little progress there is....

Fatberg

Wonder where they put it?:
A London utility company announced on Tuesday that it successfully dislodged a 15-ton mass from a sewer drain, a massive blob of congealed lard and baby wipes that engineers dubbed a “fatberg.”

...Gordon Hailwood, a waste contracts supervisor for Thames Water, told the Daily Mail that while he is no stranger to the occasional “fatberg,” the sheer size of this one was a first: “We’ve never seen a single, congealed lump of lard this big clogging our sewers before.”

The mass, approximately the size of a school bus, is believed to be the largest ever unearthed from a London sewer.

Arcade Fire - Month of May + Rebellion (Lies) | Coachella 2011



Best rock band ever, with their two best songs. "Month of May" is the perfect tornado song. "Rebellion (Lies)" is the perfect teenage angst song.

Holy Crap, The Koch Brothers Are Hiding Near Bernalillo

They're just a few miles from Corrales! What the hell are they doing?:
Have the Koch brothers--the super wealthy conservative king makers--been holed up this week at the posh Hyatt Tamaya resort in Bernalillo? Seems so. Readers turned sleuths have been on the trail. A Senior Alligator came with this after we ran a pic Monday of GOP US Rep. Paul Ryan at Chicago's O'Hare airport preparing to catch a Sunday flight to New Mexico:

I wonder if Paul Ryan was going to stop by and say "hi" to the Koch Brothers who, may or may not be sequestered with a few of their friends at Hyatt Tamaya. A source told me, not confirmed, that the Hyatt kitchen has been taken over by personal chefs. They also say that everyone working this week had to pass background checks, that all rooms and facilities are rented but not necessarily occupied.

And take a look at this from the Hyatt Tamaya reservations page:
We would like to inform all of our guests that we will be fully occupied from August 3rd through the afternoon of August 6th. During these dates there will be no access to the resort and overnight stays, restaurant reservations, spa and salon appointments, fitness center, horseback riding and golf tee times will be unavailable.

Monday, August 05, 2013

"Villain's Wake"

Lynette and company have a new video out. I think of as an elliptical Breaking Bad commentary, but it stands alone as well.

Friday, August 02, 2013

The Grates - Turn Me On



Time for some Australian rock.

California Per Capita Energy Consumption Level Stays Flat

It's advertising, I know, but it's also true. In my view, the prime driver is the use of Compact Fluorescent Lights (CFLs). They save a ton of energy and money!

John Still Has Some Old-Fashioned American Outrage About Surveillance

John writes:
Hey Marc,

I just saw this article on reddit. My initial reaction was skepticism but it appears to be true. If that is the case it is astounding. this is the sort of thing we were always told happened in the USSR or East Germany. And the real problem is that, with the federal government denying that it is monitoring all phone calls and internet use, how did they even get the information to conduct this travesty of justice? Is this what America has become?

John
I had seen the article in the press:
[T]hey were peppering my husband with questions. Where is he from? Where are his parents from? They asked about me, where was I, where do I work, where do my parents live. Do you have any bombs, they asked. Do you own a pressure cooker? My husband said no, but we have a rice cooker. Can you make a bomb with that? My husband said no, my wife uses it to make quinoa. What the hell is quinoa, they asked. ...

Have you ever looked up how to make a pressure cooker bomb? My husband, ever the oppositional kind, asked them if they themselves weren’t curious as to how a pressure cooker bomb works, if they ever looked it up. Two of them admitted they did.
I reply:
Yes, this is what America has become. It just means that truly private thoughts should never be entered into a keyboard and truly private actions should never be done in the presence of a cell phone. If you want to keep travels private be careful about the Feds watching your itinerary. Any kind of GPS instrumentation is risky, and there are instruments in any modern car. Better to go on a bike. We've twisted the concept of espionage too, to mean any unauthorized release of data, whether to an identifiable foe, or not. There will be consequences of all this, but just what they are isn't clear yet.

"Breaking Bad" Etch-A-Sketch Recap



In the build-up to the least half of Season 5, the media universe is just exploding with "Breaking Bad" related material. Watched Bryan Cranston on 'Colbert' show last night. Said nice things about Albuquerque.

Thursday, August 01, 2013

AMC Says 'Thanks!'


Very cordial of the Breaking Bad folks:
Here are the locations of the billboards.

– Lead & Broadway

– Montano & I-25 (in Car Crafter’s parking lot)

– Eubank & Candelaria (Silva’s Lanes Bowling parking lot)



– San Mateo & Prospect (just south of Menaul, facing north)

– Osuna & Vista Del Norte – across from Sandia Prep, facing EAST

– Unser & Wellspring in Rio Rancho, just north of the ABQ city line in front of Presbyterian Rust Hospital

- Rust Hospital as well, other side of the billboard.

Bring Out Yer Dead - West Nile Edition II

Yesterday, I wrote the West Nile people: "I'm writing to inform you that I missreported the location of the dead crow. It is not at 920, but rather, across from 911 20th Street, Sacramento, CA 95811. I put it in a white plastic garbage plastic bag, but did not move it to a secure location, because I didn't really have one." (Plus, the last thing I wanted to do was take a potentially-diseased corpse home, which is a secure location, but which I've also been trying to keep Scrub-Jay-friendly.)

Today, the plastic bag disappeared, and presumably has been picked up by the West Nile people. But when I got home, I discovered a smushed pigeon at the bird feeding spot. I think it wasn't disease that got this bird: it just got unlucky, and got rolled over by a passing vehicle. I put it in a white plastic garbage bag and threw it in the trash.

A lot of dead bird issues lately.

My Spy Birdhouse



This is, like, the weirdest ad.

Unfortunate Appearances



Jetta: Hey, you look like Bob Filner! Ha! Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

DMTC Season Ticket Renewal Phone Bank

You may leave your message after the beep.

*Beep*

"Hello, I'm Marc Valdez, a volunteer with Davis Musical Theater Company in Davis, and we are calling Season Ticket holders who...."

*Beep*

Hello? Hello?

(Wow, not even a ten-second gap available on this recording.... Well, keep on calling....)

Yeah, Exactly What Was Going On In Benghazi That Night?

Maybe some twists here:
Dozens of operatives working for the Central Intelligence Agency were on the ground in Benghazi on the night of a Sept. 11, 2012 attack upon a U.S. consulate post that left Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three others dead, CNN reported Thursday:
Since January, some CIA operatives involved in the agency's missions in Libya, have been subjected to frequent, even monthly polygraph examinations, according to a source with deep inside knowledge of the agency's workings.

The goal of the questioning, according to sources, is to find out if anyone is talking to the media or Congress.

It is being described as pure intimidation, with the threat that any unauthorized CIA employee who leaks information could face the end of his or her career.

The Fix Is In

The full-flowering of the School Reform movement:
TALLAHASSEE — Tony Bennett resigned Thursday as Florida education commissioner following two days of raging controversy over school grading in his home state of Indiana.

...Coming to Florida from the Hoosier State in January, Bennett had faced mounting calls for his resignation in the wake of revelations, first reported by the Associated Press, that he interceded on behalf of an Indiana charter school run by a prominent Republican Party donor. On Thursday, he called those reports "malicious and unfounded" but said, "I don't think the children of Florida, the state Board of Education or our governor deserve me constantly having to deal with this while commissioner."

...His tenure encountered some early bumps in June, when superintendents leaned on him to institute a "safety net" to prevent school grades from dropping dramatically. Bennett had some misgivings, but ultimately conceded.

The exercise sparked a statewide dialogue about the validity of school grades, which dipped despite the padding. One member of the state Board of Education questioned if the state had to release grades at all.

Amid the controversy, scathing emails published by the Associated Press showed that Bennett had made changes to the school grading formula in Indiana after learning that a high-profile charter school would be awarded a "C" grade.

"They need to understand that anything less than an A for Christel House compromises all of our accountability work," Bennett wrote in one email.

The formula was tweaked and Christel House received an "A."

Bennett has denied that the decision was motivated by politics. He said he ordered the change because Christel House lost points for not having a graduation rate, despite only enrolling students from kindergarten through 10th grade.

A dozen other schools benefited from the change, he said.

"It is absurd that anyone would believe that I would change the grade of school based on a political donor, or based on trying to hide a school from accountability," Bennett told reporters Tuesday. "It's fictitious, at best, and it's totally unfounded. What we did do is make sure we were getting a transparent policy right for Indiana schools and Indiana schoolchildren."

Darrell Issa, Liar



What IRS scandal? Where is it?

Oh Grow Up!

The United States does not rule the world and cannot impose its power everywhere:
WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House says it’s extremely disappointed in Russia’s decision to grant asylum to National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden.

White House spokesman Jay Carney says Snowden isn’t a whistleblower or a dissident. He says it’s not a positive development for U.S.-Russia relations and says the move undermines Russia’s record of law enforcement cooperation with the U.S.

Carney says the White House is re-evaluating whether a planned fall summit with President Barack Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin should still occur.
Give me a freakin' break!

The biggest whiner in the Overstuffed Warrior Wahmbulance, of course, is John McCain:
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) called Russia's decision to grant NSA leaker Edward Snowden temporary asylum Thursday "a slap in the face of all Americans."

...“The first thing we should do is significantly expand the Magnitsky Act list to hold accountable the many human violators who are still enjoying a culture of impunity in Russia. We should push for the completion of all phases of our missile defense programs in Europe, and move expeditiously on another round of NATO expansion, including the Republic of Georgia," he continued. "We should challenge the political convictions and detentions of Russian dissidents such as Mikhail Khodorkovsky and Alexei Navalny. And perhaps most importantly, we should speak out on behalf of the many people in Russia who increasingly are finding the courage to peacefully demand greater freedom, accountability, and rule of law in Russia."
The last thing the United States should ever - EVER! - do is push for missile defense completion. All those missiles do is aggravate tensions and protect no one of consequence. And we should never, NEVER, EVER - EVER! - expand NATO to include Georgia. The last time we were in the situation when NATO was considering expansion, Georgia proceeded to attack Russian territory, precipitating the 2009 war where Russia handed Georgia its ass for its troubles. Georgia is the loosest of loose cannons. It will invade Russia at the slightest pretext or encouragement, and getting free nuclear protection from the United States via NATO would be just the trick.  When you go around invading nuclear powers, there might be hell - and I do mean HELL - to pay! Russia didn't release nukes in 2009, but who knows about the future? I would like to get through my lifetime without a nuclear war, thank you.  It would be safer giving Charles Manson nuclear warheads, for chrissakes.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Lost A Lot Of Sleep The Other Night

They had 1964's "Fail Safe" on TCM.

The nuking of New York City is particularly heartbreaking to watch.

Always expected nuclear war in my lifetime. Hasn't happened yet, but the nukes are still there, and it could happen any day, any place.

Banditry

Done right there in the open:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A U.S. judge ruled on Wednesday that the Federal Reserve ignored the intent of Congress regarding a controversial cap on debit card “swipe fees” that are part of a dispute between banks and retailers.

The 2010 Dodd-Frank law called for the Fed to cap such fees, which banks charge to retailers when their customers use debit cards to make purchases.

Judge Richard Leon of the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia sided with retailers, who argued the Fed’s 21 cent cap was higher than Congress intended.

“The Board has clearly disregarded Congress’s statutory intent by inappropriately inflating all debit card transaction fees by billions of dollars and failing to provide merchants with multiple unaffiliated networks for each debit card transaction,” Leon wrote in his ruling.

...“From the very beginning, retailers and restaurants knew the Federal Reserve Board of Governors had grossly misapplied the swipe fee law,” Mallory Duncan, general counsel at the National Retail Federation, said in a statement after the ruling.

“They failed to heed Congress’ call to set fee standards that were ‘reasonable’ and ‘proportional’ to the actual cost of a transaction,” Duncan said.

Meanwhile, Back In Crazy-Land

Need to move farther and farther right, but according to the poll, probably just right on gay marriage and guns:
But when it comes to a prescription for the party’s electoral ills, a majority of GOP voters said their leaders should move further to the right, not the center. Fifty-four percent of Republicans told Pew that party leaders should move in a “more conservative direction,” while 40 percent said they should take a “moderate direction.”

With regard to the issues dominating Washington these days, more Republicans believe that the party’s positions are not conservative enough. By a roughly two-to-one margin, more Republicans said the party’s position on immigration is not conservative enough than those who said the position is too conservative. The margin ballooned to four-to-one when it came to the party’s position on government spending.

On gay marriage, slightly more Republicans (31 percent) said the party’s position is too conservative than the number who said it’s not conservative enough (27 percent). Gun policy was the only issue tested by Pew wherein a majority (58 percent) said the party’s position was about right.

I Didn't Know Neil Young Has An Albuquerque Song Too!

"Albuquerque" - Breaking Bad/Weird Al Mashup



Freakin' hilarious!

"La Sylphide" - Bolshoi Ballet - Tower Theater - Pathe Cinema

Sally arranged that we should see this ballet. Apparently Pathe Cinema distributes movies of very recent ballet performances, in the manner that live opera is sometimes shown in local cinemas. The Tower Theatre showed "La Sylphide" twice (on Sunday afternoon, and Tuesday night). The number of showings is small, and the entrance price considerably-higher than for most movies, but for the discerning viewer, it's the next-best thing to being in Moscow to watch the performance itself. Sally was surprised that the Tuesday audience wasn't the Bunhead crowd, but rather, quite a bit older (probably because of ticket price).

I was a little confused, and worried I might have the information wrong, but apparently Ekaterina Krysanova played the lead role:
LA SYLPHIDE is one of the world's oldest surviving romantic ballets, dating back to August Bournonville's 1836 version based on an adaptation of an 1832 French ballet of the same name. The version presented today has been adapted by choreographer Johan Kobborg and gleams anew at the Bolshoi Ballet. Starring Ekaterina Krysanova, Vyacheslav Lopatin, Anna Rebetskaya and Denis Savin, the human realm of a small Scottish village becomes transformed by the appearance of beautiful, winged spirits.
Here is a delightful video featuring Ekaterina Krysanova. Loved her musicality!

Must continue seeing these presentations!

It's amusing how the Romantic ballet choreographers loved using Scotland as the world's most exotic place. Or Spain. Or both, if they could be wedged into a coherent plot.

Here's another video, in Don Quixote:

Monday, July 29, 2013

Bring Out Yer Dead - West Nile Edition

Here is a pleasant scene, across from 920 20th St. in Midtown - except for one detail.  Walking back to work from Subway after lunchtime, I stumbled across a dead crow. It was disturbing, because this location, right next to a sidewalk, is in a high-traffic area, full of passersby, and their dogs. So, realizing the dangerous and contagious nature of the West Nile virus that has swept through the area in recent years, I reported the dead crow to the Authorities.

Later in the afternoon, the Authorities left a message on my voicemail. They had already made pick-ups for the day in Sacramento. Would I mind going out there myself and put the dead crow in a plastic bag, to isolate it for pick-up later?

There's the dead crow.

I always figured that if I died from disease in Sacramento, it would be from meningitis. For being a rare disease, meningitis is shockingly-common in Sacramento. But West Nile virus will do too.

Now, in a plastic bag.

The Ting Tings - "That's Not My Name"



Previous YouTube postings expired, but always liked the song, and want to keep it.

Breaking Bad: "Ozymandias" Teaser

David Bowie - I'm Afraid of Americans



This was a big hit in the UK around 2006, but for some reason it didn't catch fire on this side of the Pond.

Feelin' For The Little Black Girl

Eating lunch at Subway when the black girl (about age 9) approached. She wanted to know if I wanted to buy a pencil to support gymnastics team. So, I started asking questions. What school? What team? She really couldn't answer. Lori the Manager came over, and gently asked her to leave. No pencil purchase was made. A minute, later, her entire family trudged past the restaurant: defeated looking dad and mom, pulling a red wagon carrying even smaller kids down the sidewalk, with other kids walking along.

Dead Crow

On west side of street, across from 920 20th Street. Is that damned West Nile time again. Submitted a report.

Can't Help Feeling Some Schadenfreude Regarding Flooding In Corrales

The TV people have also reported on flooding on Via Oreada on the south side of Corrales, but the flooding around Loma del Oro (and presumably Valle Vista), more to the north, has caught the most attention.

Can't help but feel some schadenfreude: this was all predictable. Hell, I predicted it, back when I was in high school.  They first started tinkering with dams, earthen berms, and the like, on these hills near Loma del Oro back around 1973, in order to control the destabilization of the landscape caused by the presence of Rio Rancho, but the act of creating a dam just creates new flooding opportunities, from water pouring off the steepened face of the dam, if nothing else. The harder they try to control the water flow, the more flooding they will cause. It's not a matter of levee maintenance. No amount of maintenance or money will ever suffice. The situation is fundamentally not controllable. Properties need to be condemned, and the sooner they recognize this situation (which has been obvious since 1973), the better.
LIVE. THOSE WHO LIVE AROUND HERE BLAME THE LEVEE FOR THE OVERWHELMING FLOODING. THEY SAY IT BROKE... OVERFLOWING THE ARROYO AND SENDING WATER RUSHING THROUGH STREETS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS STOP SIGN RIGHT HERE -- LIFTED UP OUT OF ITS FOUNDATION -- AND KNOCKED DOWN IN THE RAIN AND WIND. AND THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE DAMAGE.
Blame the levee all you like: it's not the responsible party. Take a look in the mirror, maybe.
Joyce Daza's garage is filled up with about half a foot of mud. She says this is the 2nd time since she's lived here that flooding has damaged her home. This time it's worse because that levee we think broke and the levee is made of Earth, so, it brought all of the mud this time NOW FACING 100 THOUSAND DOLLARS WORTH OF DAMAGE, DAZA IS TURNING TO NEIGHBORS FOR HELP... CLEARING DIRT FROM FRONT YARDS AND USING SANDBAGS TO PROTECT HOMES FROM THE NEXT MAJOR RAINFALL to shore up the houses for the next onslaught that's coming from the South. NEIGHBORS SAY THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WAS HERE TODAY... ASSESSING THE DAMAGE AND TRYING TO FIND THE BEST WAY TO CLEAR STREETS. IN CORRALES LAURA THOREN KOAT ACTION 7 NEWS. ACTION 7 NEWS REACHED OUT TO THE CORRALES' MAYOR'S OFFICE TO FIND OUT WHY THE LEVEE WAS NOT MAINTAINED... OUR CALLS WERE NOT ANSWERED.
If they make the levee out of concrete, the water will eat through the sandy soil and undermine the concrete foundations. Concrete is not the solution. Nor is it weather modification.  Prayer won't help either.

Just get out! Condemn the land, and get out!

Work It!



The fine crew I try to attach myself to (and that I was with at Hayward on Saturday) at Step One.

Tropical Storm Flossie Approaches Hawaii

The weather forecasts showed Flossie hitting Hawaii a week ago, but what were the chances of that actually happening?

Pretty good, actually.

Tom C. is in Oahu too. Maybe some stories later?:
Flossie's center of circulation will glide over or near the "Big Island" of Hawaii Monday. This will lead to gusty winds and the potential for some tree damage, higher swells reaching east-facing shores, and an attendant threat of rip currents.

Well Played Korean TV, Well Played!

Karina posted this on Facebook. Hilarious! I have my own grudge against KTVU, and I love seeing them get some of their own.
You probably remember KTVU’s royal eff up with reading obviously fake Asian names for the pilots of the Asiana crash. Names like “Wi To Lo” and “Ho Lee Fuk”.

It looks like a Korean news agency is having some fun at KTVU’s expense. After the landing gear failure of the Southwest flight at LGA they showed this graphic with American pilot names “Captain Kent Parker Wright”, “Co-Captain Wyatt Wooden Workman”.

They even went as far as making up fake names for people to interview. Flight instructor “Heywood U. Flye-Moore” and skeptical passenger “Macy Lawyers”.

Well played Korean TV, well played.

"Disney's Aladdin, Jr." - DMTC - YPT

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Get Fierce Funk - Hayward Master Class

Corinne and Margaret waiting for a ride at Step One.


K.: It's so good to see you, Marc!

M.: I brought plenty of cameras to film the performance.

K.: That's nice, except that it's a class, not a performance, and you won't be able to film much, because you will be the one performing, along with the rest of us.

M.: Oh....

KO1 Fitness - Hayward.




Singing in the park, right behind the flowering tree, across the street.

Pepper Von wasn't present, but his evidence was everywhere.

Master class (Nina, Corinne, and Martin in foreground).

Tyehimba bangs the skins.

Posing for pictures after the Master Class.




Remarkable still life.


Saturday, July 27, 2013

Corporate Music Reasserting Control Over YouTube

It's interesting, going through my old blog posts, just how many YouTube postings no longer function because Corporate Music has been pressing take-down orders against free-lancers. End of an era!

LeAnn Rimes - "Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind"

Friday, July 26, 2013

Rogue Traders - Voodoo Child - At the 2005 Arias



Australians like their rock-and-roll!

Working On Childhood Book

I was having difficulty starting to write about my childhood, so I've been mining my blog for starting points. That is one good function of the blog: even fleeting thoughts are captured, and upon recollection, can be elaborated upon. Still, it's hard to fully capture the feel of a day long gone by. An interesting challenge.

The Blindingly Obvious Conclusion Goes Unnoted

What is the difference between 2001 and 2013 when it comes to California electricity?:
For the past year or so, the ISO has been engaged in a series of disputes with JPMorgan over the investment bank's trades and other business practices. The disputes are being refereed by the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission, which has generally sided with California in a series of preliminary rulings.

Among other things, FERC suspended JPMorgan's authority to trade electricity at a profit for allegedly lying to investigators about its California trades. The commission also ordered JPMorgan to stop obstructing the renovation of two Huntington Beach power plants; state officials said the renovations could prove critical in avoiding blackouts in Southern California this summer.

In March, FERC officially warned JPMorgan of a "possible enforcement action" over its trading methods, according to a regulatory filing.

After consistently denying any wrongdoing, JPMorgan appears ready to settle. The total settlement, covering the firm's operations in California and the Midwest, could reportedly surpass $500 million.
So, does the Sacramento Bee's Dale Kasler come to blindingly-obvious conclusion? No, he does not. When FERC is under the control of Republicans (as in 2001) efforts to recover damages are impossible to achieve. Only when Democrats have a dominant voice (like in 2013) is justice even possible.

That is the proper conclusion.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Mark Bolan - "Ride A White Swan"

When this fave song came out, it lasted on the playlist of KQEO-AM 920 just one week. Even though it was a hit in the UK, it was so ephemeral in the U.S. it was almost as if it didn't exist. Couldn't get enough. It's now best-known for its sublime appearance in the movie "Billy Elliot".



What Could Go Wrong?

Spanish Train Derailment Quite Frightening

I've loved trains all my life, and to see this footage is like a nightmare come to life. Death toll at eighty, and rising in the famous medieval pilgrimage city of Santiago de Compostela.



Errant Central-American Bird

It's funny what a wandering bird does to people:
Never before has there been a recorded sighting of a Rufous-necked wood-rail in the United States, but for the last two weeks one of the birds has been right at home among the cattails at Bosque del Apache National Wildlife Refuge. Typically, the species is found along the coasts and in tropical forests in Central and South America, far from parched New Mexico.

...The phones have been ringing off the hook at Bosque del Apache since the bird, about the size of a small chicken, was first spotted on the morning of July 7.

..."It's way cool. We have people flying into Albuquerque every day, from Florida, California, the East Coast," Mize said. "There are people coming in renting cars and driving down because it's such a neat and rare event."

Legendary birder Sandy Komito was there last Tuesday and Wednesday to see the wood-rail. He holds the "big year" record for seeing or hearing the largest number of bird species in North America in a single year.

Throughout his 73 years of bird-watching, Komito had seen only one other Rufous-necked wood-rail. Last Tuesday, he gave up after spending 11 hours at the refuge and getting more of a suntan than he wanted. He wasn't happy. He heard it was spotted again late in the evening so he raced down the next morning and there it was. His camera sounded like a pneumatic jackhammer as the shutter fired, capturing close to 200 shots of the bird.

...Refuge officials also recalled the story of an Iowa man who flew into Denver, rented a car and drove down to see the wood-rail only to be disappointed. After driving back to Denver and turning in his rental, he got a phone call that the bird had reappeared. It was enough for him to change his flight, get another rental and drive back down.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

James McMurtry "Choctaw Bingo"



Life in Meth-klahoma.

Suggested by wonderful article in the New York Times:
Walter may have wanted us to believe — and may, at moments, have convinced himself — that he was a decent man driven by desperate circumstances to do terrible things, but that notion was either wishful thinking or tactical deceit. ... “Breaking Bad” reveals itself as the story of a man mastering his vocation and fighting to claim his rightful place in the world. Its dark, morally scandalous vision has been imposed on the kind of tale that is, more conventionally, an inspiring parable of entrepreneurial gumption. This formula turns out to be well suited to the times.

This fellow suggests the song should be our new national anthem:
Here's where this song is so amazingly prophetic. Looking at it now, through the lens of the crash, you can see how it envisions the American economy as nothing more than an elaborate Choctaw bingo enterprise, with lots of flashing lights to lure in the unwary and the unlucky, a system that, for all its fancy formulas and talk of risk assignment, is nothing more than a sucker's game. And later in the song, McMurtry explicitly names the scam at the heart of it: subprime mortgages.