Cybertruck

Walking Jasper at 1 a.m. last night, I felt icicles. A black Tesla Cybertruck raced passed us, bright halogen headlights cutting through the darkness of the silent neighborhood. Who knows where it was coming from, or where it was going? The sinister Swasticar looked like a beast of burden for Sauron's Nazgul, but more likely it bore a panicked dweeb trying to get home before the woke neighborhood awoke.