The Peppers Have No Flavor

The clerk was trying to up sell me on my Philly Cheesesteak fixings. 

“Want some peppers? he asked. “What do they taste like?” I replied. “Oh, the peppers have no flavor,” the clerk answered. 

I found this to be irresistible. Even the mildest pepper has a flavor. So, I got the Peppers, and sure enough, they had no flavor whatsoever. 

Truth in advertising.