Frickin' Anti-Maskers

"West Side Story" was a success, but I didn't much like the three young women next to us in the movie theater. Unmasked, in open defiance of theater regulations. I directly asked them to mask up, and they directly refused, with a touch of naughty smugness. 

So, what to do? I was inclined to thrash them with my jacket, but I had just purchased a high-quality N95 mask. So I sat next them, masked up (except when I ate popcorn). The seats were of the larger sort, so there was a bit of separation. And thank goodness I'm vaccinated up the wazoo. 

Throughout the movie, I fantasized whipping them with my jacket. 

Maybe next time.