Greta Gerwig Dream

Woke after a strange Sacramento dream. Went over to Greta Gerwig’s office to pick up a jar of her Christmas chili. She sat behind a big desk, smoked a cigar, and gave me tips on press interviews.

Friend Ben comments:

“When you’re doing Kimmel, Marc...” (puff puff), “...Never look Jimbo straight in the eye except at the end of a sentence, see?” (puff puff). “Now, with FALLON, it’s the opposite.” (puff puff). “Look Little Jimmy squarely in the eye until the end, when you look directly in camera 3 and do this....” (blows a smoke ring in a perfect figure eight).