Hard To Get To Be A Millionaire At This Rate

E.: MMMAAAARRRRCCC! Is potassium one of the Table of Contents?

M.: Table of Contents?

E.: Chris and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" and one of the questions was whether certain chemicals were elements.

M.: Potassium is an element.

E.: Oh no! I chose Ceranium over Ka-Li-Kium AND Potassium!

M.: Calcium is an element too.

E.: No, Ka-Li-Kium! Darn! But did I tell you the other day I got the million dollar question?

M.: No!

E.: Yes! I know one day I'll be a millionaire, and you and I and Chris will all live together in a big house!

M.: No!

E.: Yes! But I've got to study my elements harder.....