Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous

This evening, at the traffic light at 5th and J Streets, I pulled up beside one of those big, white limousines you often see trolling the streets of downtown Sacramento at night.

"Hey!" someone shouted from the limousine. I quickly turned my head as the window rolled down on the limousine, and got a good, detailed look at the biggest, fattest moon I ever saw.

So THAT'S what goes on inside those limousines......