Saturday Trip To San Francisco

Left: The North Concord/Martinez Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) stop.


I wanted to see Chloe Condon play 'Kira' in "Xanadu" at New Conservatory Theatre Center (NCTC) in San Francisco, particularly before the holidays started in earnest, so on Thursday I decided Saturday was the day. A few single seats were still available, and I managed to wedge myself into the front row for the show. (My impressions of the show here.)

Chloe appeared in only two shows at DMTC (As 'July', in "Annie" in March 2005, and as 'Anybodys' in "West Side Story" in September 2006). Nevertheless, Chloe represented the best of young Sacramento theater talent. She had already appeared all over the Sacramento area in a variety of theatrical productions, having essentially grown up in the theater. Her father, Frank Condon, had been Artistic Director at Cosumnes River College's 'River Stage' for 16 years, and her mom, Kim, had been Costume Designer for a number of those shows. I found it exciting that Chloe was going to play Kira: 1980's film "Xanadu" was a favorite of mine.

Still, I didn't want to take my car. It would be hard to find parking in the heart of SF (and I don't have much experience parking in SF) and I was by myself for this trip, so I decided to drive to the North Concord/Martinez Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) stop, park my car there, and ride the rest of the way in. Easy in; easy out.

There were a number of posters on the BART station walls promoting theatrical shows. This poster is for a biographical show for an indispensable person that I've never heard of before.

Here comes the train!

I remember first riding BART in 1974. I was so excited! It was the cutting edge of the future.

Once again, on this day, I'm riding BART. It's still the cutting edge of a Jetson-like future that never seems to arrive. Travel to the stars was supposed to be here by the 1980's. What happened?

The carpet was stained by surreptitious coffee spills, but otherwise the trip was appropriately, futuristically comfy. With minor delays. A sort of glitchy, not-quite-perfect 'Star Wars' kind of future.

Civic Center Station. Attractive, futuristic people down here under the streets of San Francisco.

A disorienting emergence from the tubes onto Market Street on a San Francisco Saturday night. People seem less attractive here. Like an inverted "Time Machine" world, where the attractive Eloi are down below and the scary Morlochs are up above.

New Conservatory Theatre Center (NCTC).

Unique facilities at NCTC

NCTC Lobby

Since there was plenty of time before the show, I started wandering around San Francisco's theatre district, looking at the sights. Here is Marion Davies Symphony Hall.

Eager ballet fans were flooding in to see the San Francisco Ballet's "Nutcracker".

Convincing "Nutcracker" evidence.

A pensive Abraham Lincoln, San Francisco style, with Santa cap and tinselly lei.

Sara Bareilles was performing on the night of December 10th at the Bill Graham Auditorium. Her fans were lined up right around the block. Strangely-enough, I have barely heard of her at all. I think I heard 'King Of Anything' for the first time on the radio just this week. It is clear my music tastes are out-of-date.

Everything in San Francisco seems curiously inverted. At first, I thought this was pure whimsy on the part of the City, but it turns out they just want to keep derelicts out of the Civic Center playground.

City Hall.

Thoroughly plowed under by champagne after seeing "Xanadu", it was time for the long, glitchy BART trip back to North Concord with the sleepy Saturday-night party people.

Checkout Is The Biggest Hurdle

Impaired thought process, plus necessity, are the mothers of invention:

A woman in Tulsa, Oklahoma was arrested Thursday for trying to set up a meth lab inside a Walmart store.

Police said security footage showed Elizabeth Alisha Greta Halfmoon, 45, in the store for at least six hours gathering the chemicals needed to manufacture methamphetamine.

Halfmoon told officers she was “too broke to buy the chemicals” and take them out of the store.

“She didn’t have the money to make the purchases of the chemicals that were needed so she was taking what was needed in the bottle,” Officer David Shelby told Fox 23′s Abbie Alford. “When I saw her, she had just finished mixing sulfuric acid with starter fluid in a bottle,” he added.

Sacramento Theatre Company's "A Christmas Carol"

Fun evening, watching Matt K. Miller playing Ebenezer Scrooge, Michael R.J. Campbell playing Fezziwig and the Ghost of Christmas Present, and Jerry Lee as Scrooge's nephew. Also in the cast were recent DMTC players Danielle Hansen, and Javen and Raven Crosby.

The lobby at half time.

I Didn't Know Sandahl Bergman Did Aerobics Videos

From 1983.

As Soon As Politics Gets Out Of Science, Rick!

Rick Santorum has had it with the eggheads:

Discussing controversial classroom subjects such as evolution and global warming, Santorum said he has suggested that “science should get out of politics” and he is opposed to teaching that provides a “politically correct perspective.”

Ray Bolger Dancing

Channel surfing late at night, I sometimes bump into TCM, which of late has been featuring song-and-dance segments from old movies. Here's one segment they showed this week of Ray Bolger (as available on YouTube, with a great dance starting at 1:12).

"Rock 'N' Roll Christmas" - Pictures From Last Sunday

Department Of Misappropriated Analogies - Part VII

At the optician:

Opt: There you go, I tightened your glasses' frames! How does it feel?

Me: This is great! I was getting really, really tired of my glasses always falling off my face, particularly during exercise!

Opt: The heat from your head softens the plastic of the frames, allowing them to flex and distort. You'll have to come in periodically to have that adjusted. It's part of the price we pay to look good!

Me: Like the women who come in periodically for a bit of plastic work. It's part of the price they pay to look good!

Ron Paul, And The Long Haul

The nature of the rules dictates the strategy. If you have proportional allocation rules in a Presidential primary, you get much different kinds of campaigns than if you have winner-take-all rules.

In 2008, Barack Obama's people understood the Democratic Party's proportional allocation rules better than Hillary Clinton's people did. Her media-oriented strategy wasn't attuned to the rules, and wasn't sufficient to derail Obama's more-methodical pursuit of delegates.

In contrast, the Republican Party primary campaign of 2008 didn't look at all like the Democratic Party's campaign, because the GOP's winner-take-all rules dictated a completely-different, more media-oriented strategy. Kamikaze John McCain understood the rules better than anyone else, borrowed heavily, gambled everything he had, and won!

This year, the GOP primary also has proportional allocation rules, which gives candidates with less access to media some hope of success, provided they have sufficient cash to weather the primary season. It suggests that an Obama-like approach might work this time around in the GOP primary.

Ron Paul might just succeed with this strategy:

In a far cry from his ragtag 2008 effort, Ron Paul is looking beyond the traditional early state contests and gearing up for a long primary slog that lasts at least through Super Tuesday.

...The Texas congressman’s long-haul approach is designed to take advantage of new GOP proportional allocation rules that enable candidates to amass delegates without finishing in first place, and to leverage the unique attributes of his campaign — an intensely loyal following and a steady flow of money that will likely enable him to continue for as long as he chooses.

...As of the fundraising quarter that ended Sept. 30, Paul had raised more than $12 million, the bulk of in small donations. Few others in the field can claim an ongoing donor base to raise money from once voting starts winnowing out the candidates.

...He’s put together a more professional team this time around, with a traditional campaign structure. He has spent more than $2 million on ads, including a national cable buy on Fox News, which helped elevate his standing in the latest numbers in Iowa. He’s also been highlighting lesser-examined aspects of his positions, like his opposition to abortion, in an effort to woo social conservatives.

Chemicals In Bulk

I'm sure it's just a hobbyist in the jungle (via El Blog del Narco, translated via Google):

Federal authorities seized a container with more than 23 tons of precursor chemicals that arrived on Dec. 5 at the Port of Manzanillo, Colima, which had as its final destination Puerto Quetzal, Guatemala.

In the container was seized 136 metal drums, each with a capacity of 170 liters of precursor chemicals known as methylamine, making a total of 23 tons 120 kilograms.

According to research, the product originates in Turkey, according to the cargo manifest was loaded at the Port of Tagliari, Italy, before arriving in transshipment in Manzanillo, Colima.

'Fast And Furious' Back-And-Forth

Unlike a lot of what happens in Washington, D.C., this video, showing Rep. Jason Chaffetz interrogating Attorney General Eric Holder, is actually quite heartening. It shows how a responsible democracy should handle difficult questions.

Unfortunately, there is a lot that gets left out of any such heated, but limited, duel. If, indeed, the United States has decided to intervene in Mexico on the side of the Sinaloa Cartel, and against Los Zetas (as seems to be the case, because there is no other force available in Mexico to do the job, seeing how lethal Los Zetas are, giving us no choice but to support the Sinaloa Cartel, because the enemy of my enemy is my friend), then a lot of Chaffetz's outrage is misplaced. Having 'Fast and Furious' guns linked to the assassinations of Mexican officials was part of the plan all along - in particular, those Mexican officials linked to Los Zetas. And whatever else he may think he is doing, by attacking Holder, Chaffetz is using his office to defend Los Zetas. Which I'm sure isn't what the good voters of Utah thought they wanted when they sent Chaffetz to Washington, D.C. in the first place. But that's what they are getting! War is a terrible thing, particularly when it's next door, and there is no way to avoid getting involved.

The Arid Winter So Far

The last month-and-a-half is really quite remarkable. Nothing is happening out West, and there are few signs that anything will happen anytime soon. To paraphrase Matt Taibbi, the great vampire squid of drought is wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like water.

Yeah, Nothing Slipperier Than Customer Funds

We'll help you look:

Jon Corzine denied any knowledge of what happened to the estimated $1.2 billion in customer funds that went missing in the days before MF Global went bankrupt, telling a congressional panel on Thursday he “was stunned” when he heard about the funds, but “I simply do not know where the money is.”

The Evil Doer Chooses To Hide

Coward:

Former U.S. President George W. Bush has cancelled a visit to Switzerland over fears he could have been arrested on torture charges.

Mr Bush was due to be the keynote speaker at a Jewish charity gala in Geneva on February 12.

But pressure has been building on the Swiss government to arrest him and open a criminal investigation if he enters the country.

Mr. Gingrich Requires

Rider requests:

The Smoking Gun got a hold of a document detailing Gingrich’s rider requests for a speech in January 2010. His appearance carried a hefty price tag — more than $50,000 — and included a few hotel stipulations:

“Mr. Gingrich requires a non-smoking one-bedroom suite (preferably with two bathrooms) and an additional non-smoking single room (located nearby the suite, but not attached) for his aide…”

Happy Holidays

The War On Christmas continues:

British police have arrested a man after a parent's finger was bitten off during a fight before a school's Nativity play.

No, You Can't Mortgage Marc Valdez!

Today on the Interwebs, someone in Arkansas Googled the phrase: "yes we can mortgage marc valdez".

WTF? No, you can't!

"Family Guy" Writer Describes Being Arrested At Occupy LA

Some of the stories about the lead-footed chaos there are just coming out:

With us Occupy LA protestors, however, they set bail at $5,000 and booked us into jail. Almost none of the protesters could afford to bail themselves out. I’m lucky and I could afford it, except the LAPD spent all day refusing to actually *accept* the bail they set. If you were an accused murderer or a rapist in LAPD custody that day, you could bail yourself right out and be back on the street, no problem. But if you were a nonviolent Occupy LA protestor with bail money in hand, you were held long into the following morning, with absolutely no access to a lawyer.

Like Flying Squirrels, Or Space Shuttles, Or Something, But With Faster Decision-Making

I especially like some of these BASE jumping videos where the fliers somersault in midair, just to show they can!

Here, in the video above, there are endless close brushes with terrain.

Wind flow distorts as it moves past terrain - accelerating near the terrain in a sort of Bernoulli effect. They must be taking advantage of that acceleration, somehow. Faster wind speeds will help keep you aloft longer, if you fly into the wind. Otherwise, I see no great advantage to passing within a few feet of trees (besides getting the best camera footage ever).

These ravines! OMG! Have to think FAST! One error, and you're finished! And what if you collide with a pigeon? Or even a dragonfly?

Such decision-making. In the next video, the flyer decides to go right, instead of straight. If it was me, I'd probably go straight, and belly-flop right into the terrain feature. So, how did the flyer decide, and when?

Thelma & Clyde "Lockstitch"

Nice tune, that the BASE jumpers used in the second video I posted yesterday.

Baby Metal

It's late. The folks at WTF, Japan Seriously? will wake me up.

"This Christmas Day" - DMTC - Rock 'N' Roll Christmas 2011

"This Christmas Day" from DMTC's "Rock 'N' Roll Christmas", 2011.

A good subject, but not a particularly good video (the autofocus couldn't deal with the light fluctuations), but the audio is OK (excepting the last instant, when the camera's memory filled up).

Yearning To Fly

Just, wow!

But he's so close to the cliff face! It looks like one small error of judgment could be catastrophic! Maybe the wind helps....

I yearn to put one of these suits on, and jump off Sandia Crest. But are the Sandias steep enough? Dunno. Have to give it a try and find out!

Here are many BASE jumpers leaping at once!



Hmmm. List of fatalities.

The Thrifty GOP Primary - So Far

Apparently the 2012 GOP presidential primary election cycle is cheaper at this stage than the 2008 election cycle was:

Everyone knows that campaigns get more expensive every cycle; that is, we knew it until this year. As The Washington Post detailed last week, this has been the cheapest primary campaign in over a decade. Four years ago, the Republican candidates spent a total of $132 million through the September before voting began; this year they spent a mere $53 million. That combined total is less than one candidate, Mitt Romney, spent during that period four years ago. This year he spent a mere $18 million through September, compared with the nearly $54 million he spent through September 2007.

Kevin Drum speculates:

I can think of a few reasons why this might be:

• Despite the happy talk, GOP donors don't actually believe that Obama is that vulnerable. They don't want to waste their money on a lost cause, so they're reluctant to open their pocketbooks.
• The media landscape has changed more than we think, especially for conservatives. Over the past few years, they've discovered that they can run very effective campaigns by using free media (Fox News, talk radio, etc.) rather than paid ad buys on mainstream media. This is especially true in primary campaigns, where their sole audience is the conservative base.
• Big money donors don't have much of a dog in the race this year. This is because either (a) they like all the candidates and don't have a strong preference for any of them, (b) they dislike all the candidates and don't want to be associated with any of them, or (c) they just don't think it matters much because they're all pretty much saying the same things.
• These days, all the right-wing money is going into super PACs, which seem like a more effective force for promoting conservative goals than individual campaigns do.

Myself, I never understood why campaigns had to be so expensive in the first place. Maybe things are just getting more-efficient.

Dyer Went To Sevilleta National Wildlife Refuge

Dyer takes the very best photos! Here, of Sandhill Cranes, at dawn.

Nancy Pelosi Knows About Newt Gingrich

It's all public, of course, but the details got hazy, and we need reminders:

Pelosi didn’t go into detail about Gingrich’s past transgressions, but she tipped her hand. “One of these days we’ll have a conversation about Newt Gingrich,” Pelosi said. “I know a lot about him. I served on the investigative committee that investigated him, four of us locked in a room in an undisclosed location for a year. A thousand pages of his stuff.”

Pressed for more detail she wouldn’t go further.

“Not right here,” Pelosi joked. “When the time’s right.”

FOX News Gets Extra NYPD Protection That Other Networks Don't

And it's not based on threat levels either. It looks like connections, and/or paranoia:

The Daily Beast has observed at least two, and up to three officers patrolling the News Corp. plaza with one or two police cars stationed in front of the 45-story building on a regular basis. A security guard inside the lobby of the News Corp. building said that the police presence out front “has nothing to do with Fox News,” and is there simply because it’s a “high-profile” area. Yet cops who spoke with The Daily Beast said that they are posted at the site to protect Fox News as part of a counterterrorism initiative. Most officers explained that Fox News is a sensitive location, and one even referred to it as a “political” network. Some ex-Fox News employees attribute the patrol to the “paranoia” of Fox News chairman and CEO Roger Ailes.

Discreet New Mexico Bumblebee Makes Rare Appearance

Shhhh!:

The re-discovery of a rare species that hadn't been heard from in five decades is causing a buzz among scientists at the University of California, Riverside.

"Cockerell's bumblebee" was originally seen in 1913 when six specimens were found along the Rio Ruidoso in New Mexico.

University of California Riverside scientist, Douglas Yanega said Monday that only 16 were found over the years, all around Ruidoso and nearby Cloudcroft. The last one seen was in 1956.

Yanega says on Aug. 31, three specimens were found on weeds collected along a highway north of Cloudcroft. He says Cockerell's has the most limited range of any of the 50 bumblebee species in the world.

UCR scientists will use the specimens to attempt to prove Cockerell's is its own species and needs more attention.

A Plethora Of Heisenbergs

Andy send this article, describing another example of a 'real life Walter White' to add to the Cal State San Bernardino professor from last September.

You just know this is the tip of the Heisenberg iceberg. There is something about clandestine drug manufacture that appeals to the arrogant, misfit academic:

A 74-year-old math professor at two Boston universities is facing charges that she ran a methamphetamine lab with her son out of their home.

Irina Kristy, 74, teaches math at Boston University and Suffolk University, the Boston Globe reported Sunday. Suffolk University placed her on administrative leave last week after learning of the charges against her.

...Investigators searching the home they share in Somerville, Mass. -- about four miles northwest of Boston -- on Nov. 7 found evidence that meth was being made in the home. "A large amount of materials believed to be hazardous" were removed from the site, Somerville police said in a statement.

Deluka - Cascade (The Rapture Remix)

The Russians Will Supply Nome

Noel sends this article about a Russian Icebreaker that will try to break through the choking pack ice and supply Nome, Alaska with fuel.

Arctic weather is fine-tuned to defeat human intentions. It's so damned variable! Cold, winds, unexpected thaws: the Arctic has it all!

Several weeks ago, the fiercest storm since 1974 attacked the Alaskan shoreline. People lamented that the absence of pack ice was a true disaster. Some people blamed Global Warming for the ice's absence. Without the protection of the ice, the pounding surf caused by hurricane-force winds was gouging the shoreline. You couldn't even get close to the shoreline, with all the rocks and debris flying through the air.

But now, when it would be really nice to have ice-free seas to make fuel delivery convenient, THAT'S when the pack ice shows up!

Watch. When they lay out the fuel hose from the Icebreaker and start pumping fuel, THAT'S when the pack ice will start shifting. It's all part of the Arctic Maximum Inconvenience Principle:

The iced-in city of Nome on Alaska's western coast may be in luck: A Russian tanker that can plow through thick ice will try to deliver 1.5 million gallons of home heating fuel, gasoline and diesel fuel after a massive storm kept a barge from getting in before winter.

The vessel — which is certified to travel through ice 4 feet thick for long distances — delivers fuel to communities in the Russian Far East. The plan is for it to leave Russia this week and go to South Korea, where it will be loaded with fuel, and then travel to Nome, where it should arrive by late December.

If it can't make it into port, the tanker is equipped with a hose more than a mile for off-loading fuel.

It could save the 3,500 residents of the coastal city from a very costly winter, including predictions of $9-a-gallon gasoline if fuel had to be flown in.
Sitnasuak Native Corporation said Monday it signed a contract with Alaska-based Vitus Marine LLC to have the double-hulled Ice Classed Russian tanker, owned by Russian company Rimsco, deliver the petroleum products.

Sitnasuak board chairman Jason Evans said if the marine tanker succeeds, it will be the first time petroleum products have been delivered by sea in winter to a western Alaska community.

"It really came down to that one vessel that could possibly do the job. It just so happens it was available at the moment we needed it," Evans said.

Getting Spooked By The Low Precipitation

Not only is it drying out everywhere, but the forecast for this week seems to show that it won't rain or snow anywhere in the Lower 48 on Friday or Saturday. Anywhere at all!

La Niña is bitter and vindictive!

Meanwhile, In Japan

Trouble on the highway:

Eight Ferraris.

Two Mercedes.

One Lamborghini.

A rain-soaked highway.

And what one police officer described to the Bloomberg News wire as "a gathering of narcissists.”

The outing Sunday of luxury sportscar enthusiasts in Japan ended in a 14-car highway pileup, valued at more than $1 million, the Associated Press reported.

Amazing Drum Solo

Bumped into this while surfing StupidVideos.com.

Everyone Hates Them; No One Can Get Enough Of Them

The debt equivalent of hot dogs:

NEW YORK (AP) — Ask the people who invest billions for a living to name their favorite picks for 2012 and you'll get a smorgasbord worthy of a holiday party: Brazilian stocks, U.S. junk bonds, and government debt from Colombia. Ask them what they dislike and they'll name one of the top-performing investments this year: U.S. government bonds.

Investors can rattle off a long list of reasons to avoid Treasurys. They pay next to nothing and are bound to plunge in value whenever interest rates begin climbing from their historically low levels. It seems nobody likes Treasurys, yet everybody keeps buying them anyway.

...Bill Gross, the bond-world version of investment sage Warren Buffett, dropped nearly all Treasury holdings from the fund he manages at Pimco in early 2011. He argued that if Republicans held up lifting the government's borrowing limit, the country would risk default. Borrowing rates would spike as the world's investors dropped U.S. government debt, just as they have in Europe.

Most of what Gross predicted came true. The debt-limit fight raised worries about default and led to Standard & Poor's taking away the country's AAA credit rating in early August. But instead of spiking, U.S. borrowing rates plunged as traders sold everything else to buy U.S. government debt. The race into Treasurys helped drive the entire bond market up 3.8 percent from July to September. Gross got the big picture right but his big bet against Treasurys didn't pan out. Pimco's Total Return Fund lost 1.2 percent, its worst quarterly performance in three years.

...If there's so little to like about U.S. government bonds, why are the world's investors still buying Treasurys instead of dumping them? In a word, it's Europe.

As the crisis seemed to spread from country to country this year, the world's traders plowed more money into Treasurys. The higher the demand for U.S. debt, the lower the interest rate, or yield. So when it looked like Greece might default on its debts earlier this year, the yield on the 10-year Treasury note sank below 3 percent. And when attention turned to Italy and its government debts the yield sank even further, dipping below 2 percent in September. The shift of money out of Europe and into the U.S. has pushed Europe's borrowing rates to dangerous levels while causing U.S. interest rates to sink.

"You can hate the budget situation and hate the low yield, but if there's a panic it's the asset that outperforms," said Robert Robis, head of fixed-income strategy at ING Investment Management.

"Xanadu" Opened This Weekend

(Caption) Kitsch classic: Chloe Condon and Jesus Martinez in appear in the theatrical version of “Xanadu,” based on the campy 1980s cult movie starring Olivia Newton-John.





I can't wait to see "Xanadu"! Chloe is perfect for the role, and bound to do the show right!:

Dig out your legwarmers. “Xanadu,” the Olivia Newton-John movie musical from the 1980s, is rolling into The City — in a theatrical musical version in which roller skates and gaggle of Greek muses command the spotlight.

...The show, onstage in previews now, runs through Jan. 15 at the New Conservatory Theatre Center.

...“It’s a really funny show,” says Chloe Condon, who plays Clio/Kira. “People think of the movie and how strange and interesting it was, but this is pure fun.”

The story chronicles Sonny (Jesus Martinez) and his search for inspiration. Along comes Greek muse Clio and her sister muses — watch for clever casting — who disguises herself as Aussie-accented Kira (a la Newton-John) who dons roller skates, leg warmers and stops at nothing to help Sonny achieve his destiny of launching a hip roller disco.

...“What [the stage] lacks in length, it definitely makes up for in depth,” says Condon with a laugh about having to maneuver the space the actors to pull off some feats effectively.

“But to have to sing, act and roller skate all together … it’s been interest learning the new skills.”

...In the meantime, there’s only one more thing to know. Does Condon believe, as famed song goes, in magic?

“Of course!”

The CEO

The NY Review Of Books has an interesting article on Herman Cain. He sounds like a bit of an egotist:

The political press ascribes such failures to Cain’s inexperience, but his real problem is his vanity. An accurate assessment of his rise would have attributed it to conservative voters’ distrust of Mitt Romney first and foremost, and their looking to Cain for some of the reasons that have been noted here. But This Is Herman Cain! persuades me that the candidate saw his ascendance as inevitable, an electorate finally but merely coming to its senses. So he didn’t think he had to do anything more to close the deal. All those burgers hawked, all those manly pizzas peddled, all those millions banked; and yet, at the one moment in his life when he needed discipline the most, the CEO of Self crumpled.

Rock 'N' Roll Christmas - DMTC

Christmas music in the style of Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Andrea Eve Thorpe.

Helen Spangler and Ben Wormeli.

Jenny Reuter

Helen Spangler

Andrea Eve Thorpe

Gordon Jackson. (I haven't seen Gordon onstage since he performed in DMTC's "Big River", in 1999).

Ben Wormeli

Gordon Jackson, Scott Minor, and Josh Smith

Foreground: Andrea Eve Thorpe, Christina Gross, and Samantha Nakagaki. Background: Roger Clark, Ben Wormeli, and Jacob Hite.

Foreground: Gordon Jackson. Background: Jason Markel and Helen Spangler.

Hal Wright (who, incidentally, is my lawyer).

Most of the musicians and singers. Utsav Bhargava is unseen, at left. Left to right, Jason Markel, Helen Spangler, Andrea Eve Thorpe, Christina Gross, Gordon Jackson, Roger Clark (obscured), Jenny Reuter, Ben Wormeli, Joshua Smith, Jacob Hite (obscured), Samantha Nakagaki, Stacy Sheehan, Hal Wright, and Scott Minor.

Turn Your Back For A Minute, And: Leaves Everywhere!

Well, not precisely a minute. More like a long, windy week.

In any event, I now know how I'll spend my weekend!

"Tentacly"

A friend was conversing with me today, and she wanted to use the word "technically" in conversation. Oddly, the word didn't come out as "technically": it came out as "tentacly".

This was tentacly an error of speech, but it has much to recommend it - the imagery is great! - so I suggest we all adopt that usage, henceforth.

Thinking Tonight About Science Fiction

There was an interesting biography tonight on TV about science fiction author Philip K. Dick. Dick's paranoid style eventually won him many converts in Hollywood (Blade Runner; Minority Report), but he was only one of a large cohort of authors in the Sixties that shaped my worldview (e.g. Clifford D. Simak, Frank Herbert, Isaac Asimov, etc.)

I stopped reading science fiction as a sophomore in college, so I hardly read much of what Dick wrote, but it got me to thinking about science fiction in general.

I remember being strangely affected by Philip Jose Farmer's short story called "Prometheus", first published in 1961, but republished in a 1971 collection of short stories called "Down In The Black Gang":

Prometheus is set in the 23rd Century and relates the misadventures of one John Carmody, a monk of the order of St. Jairus. Attacked by hoodlums in a zoo on Earth, Carmody has the misfortune to fall into the enclosure housing a horowitz - a giant bird from the planet Feral - which holds him down with one foot and proceeds to lay an egg on his chest! Carmody manages to escape from the closure, but discovers that the egg has put out tendrils and attached itself permanently to his chest!

Carmody's plight becomes a golden opportunity for zoologists, who believe the horowitzes to be the Galaxy's most intelligent nonsentient beings. Not only can they now study the embryo's development in the egg, but they also convince the hapless monk to go to Feral and impersonate a horowitz to help gather scientific data.

As a blogger, I sometimes feel like the hapless conman-turned-monk John Carmody, forced by accident to bear heavy burdens and destined to discover rather late in life his true calling: preaching to the Galaxy's most intelligent nonsentient beings. I can relate.

Progress Marches On

There once was a time, not long ago, when the rabble would shout insults at their betters, and their betters walked on, in blithe ignorance of the insults. But today, with the Internet, you can now irritate your betters, and they can hurl insults back. That's progress, of a sort.

My friend, Jetta, was skeptical of Roseanne Barr's argument in support of the Green Party, and she got a response:

@TheRealRoseanne In reality only one of these parties will win, your party is takeing away the Dems vote.

@JOstrofsky think again idiot-Im taking twice the votes from repubs-look into the fact that u can b smart and NOT a democrat

Progress!

Super Tush

Super size it!:

Florida police on Friday arrested a person suspected of administering dangerous and illegal butt-boosting shots – injecting at least one woman with a cocktail of substances including cement, glue and tire sealant.

The person is 30-year-old Oneal Ron Morris, who was born a man but who identifies as a woman. Morris is pictured above.

...“They agreed on the price of $700 for the procedure, which was intended for cosmetic purposes,” Bamford said.

What the woman got for her money was a series of injections containing a bizarre concoction of cement, super glue, mineral oil and Fix-A-Flat tire inflator and sealant, police said.

Bamford said that the procedure was conducted not in a clinic, but in a residential setting in Miami Gardens, and that shortly after the substance was injected into the woman’s body she developed what Bamford termed “severe complications.”

And what were those complications?:

She first went to Jackson North Medical Center in North Miami-Dade. The doctors looked her over, but were somewhat perplexed by her symptoms. She was afraid to tell them what she had done and left before they finished her exam. She then drove to North Shore Medical Center, where doctors also were mystified.

She again left before being treated and returned home. She unsuccessfully tried to reach Morris for several days.

Almost two weeks later, the victim’s mother saw a news report of a similar victim being treated at a hospital in Tampa.

With her daughter still sick, she drove her to Tampa General Hospital, where doctors treated her for what they believed was a staph infection. She finally told them what she had done and one of her doctors desperately tried to reach Morris to find out what was used so that they could treat the woman.

Jeesh, It Was Windy!

Bruce takes note of the ABQ wind:

[L]ink gives the low down and high down on strong winds in Duke City yesterday. They were really howling last night around our apartment in the Heights. Highest gust was 88 mph at Tram in Sandias yesterday afternoon, so they wisely shut it down.

However, we did have those incredible 135mph Santa Ana winds that blew off gas station roofs and knocked out power for more than 100,000 is LA and southern Calif. valley areas.

That’s interesting! It was pretty windy here in Sacramento too, as the low pressure system dug into the SW, but the winds here were not nearly as strong as in either S. CA, or it sounds like NM. Apparently Mammoth Mtn. saw winds in excess of 150 mph: so high they couldn’t accurately be measured.

Regarding precipitation, this winter season started promisingly enough in October, but since the beginning of November it's been so dry! La Nina's revenge! That damned equatorial phenomenon just won't quit! The dry weather is beginning to remind me of that dread drought year 1977 again. I hope things start looking up soon!

Frank Luntz Tries To Outflank The Occupy Movement

Struggling to catch up with the parade, by changing the meaning of all the language. But Luntz's cluelessness is telling. People know the bonuses are out there; it's just that they aren't getting any:

"I'm so scared of this anti-Wall Street effort. I'm frightened to death," said Frank Luntz, a Republican strategist and one of the nation's foremost experts on crafting the perfect political message. "They're having an impact on what the American people think of capitalism."

Luntz offered tips on how Republicans could discuss the grievances of the Occupiers, and help the governors better handle all these new questions from constituents about "income inequality" and "paying your fair share."

Yahoo News sat in on the session, and counted 10 do's and don'ts from Luntz covering how Republicans should fight back by changing the way they discuss the movement.

...BONUS:

Don't say 'bonus!'

Luntz advised that if they give their employees an income boost during the holiday season, they should never refer to it as a "bonus."

"If you give out a bonus at a time of financial hardship, you're going to make people angry. It's 'pay for performance.'"

E.'s Rescheduled Skelly Hearing Is In About Half An Hour

She is doomed!

The GOP Goes All Medieval On the Multimillionaires

Paul Krugman notes this:

In addition, Senate Republican leaders would go after “millionaires and billionaires,” not by raising their taxes but by making them ineligible for unemployment compensation and food stamps and increasing their Medicare premiums. Democrats said that this part of the Republican proposal was not serious, pointing out that high earners were already ineligible to receive food stamps.

Regarding The GOP Nominee Race

Bloggers offer their thoughts about Fox getting aggressive with Romney:

But Fox News is a really top down operation. And it plays favorites, just as much within GOP politics as between the two parties themselves. As I’ve mentioned before, one of the biggest undiscussed parts of the GOP primary process is the Murdoch primary. This is part of that.

And what does it say about Romney? It goes to a possibly pretty nasty line of attack against a newly vulnerable ‘frontrunner’ — basically that he can’t handle a fight or can’t take the heat. But in the always borderline-feral, gendered nature of campaign politics, even a bit more than that — that maybe Mitt’s not quite a man.

Nor is this out of character for Mitt. The guy doesn’t like getting questioned too hard or pressed too closely. That’s not altogether surprising given the life Mitt’s led. But he shows it. Remember the debate six weeks ago when Rick Perry finally took his geritol and managed to seriously get under Mitt’s skin on the illegal immigration issue? There’s a difficult to describe mix of surprise, put-off-edness and testiness that he exhibits in these cases.

For myself, I tend to look at these things from a regional point of view. Romney was going to be the Northern candidate. It was unclear who the Southern candidate was going to be, and after Cain and Perry both crashed, Murdoch decided to choose Gingrich. Both Murdoch and Gingrich are neo-Catholics, after all. They've shared a lot of history together.

Romney and Gingrich are probably about as evenly matched as they can be, so now it's up to the voters to decide who has the greatest national reach. If Fox is now in Gingrich's pocket, that's all the national reach he really needs to get the nomination.

Where this situation leaves ideological and social conservatives is unclear. Many seem to loathe both candidates. They seem to loathe Gingrich less, however, so who knows?

At the Dentist's

I like the supermodern facility, and the little panel on the wall, which indicates the room's status. There are four options for the panel's buttons, and as I left the room, the hygienist casually pressed the button for option two: the room had been 'Clean', but was now 'Dirty'.

Theater People Everywhere!

Went to Supercuts to get my hair cut. Started talking to hair dresser, who turned out to be Kalyn DeKreek, who's big in theater in Woodland.

Theater people everywhere! The walls have eyes (or at least scissors).

Porcupines Not Real Big On Sharing

Changing The World By Making Documentaries - Not!

A Worthy Newt Rant

There are two categories of people in the world: people who put things in two categories, and people who don't.

And there's Newt, of course:

Over the last three decades, wealth has become increasingly concentrated at the top. The middle class is struggling with stagnant wages and a growing class gap; poverty rates are soaring; the jobs crisis seems never-ending; and a growing number of Americans are suggesting it’s time for a larger conversation about economic inequalities and tax fairness.

Newt Gingrich believes that conversation must not occur. In fact, the Republican presidential candidate questions the patriotism of those who choose to draw attention to the problem.

“I repudiate, and I call on the President to repudiate, the concept of the 99 and the 1. It is un-American, it is divisive, it is historically false…. You are not going to get job creation when you engage in class warfare because you have to attack the very people you hope will create jobs.”

...Since when is it consistent with the American tradition to try to shut down a debate over fairness and economic justice? For that matter, since when is it an “attack” on the extremely wealthy to ask them to pay Clinton/Gingrich-era tax rates that allowed the rich to thrive in the 1990s?

What’s more, let’s also not overlook Gingrich’s selective approach to unity. Today in South Carolina, Gingrich said it’s un-American and divisive to pit a majority against a minority. But as my friend Kyle Mantyla noted today, Gingrich said the opposite at the recent “One Nation Under God” event where he told religious right activists “that they are the majority in the country who must stand up and take this nation back from the ‘minority elite’ who are ruining it.”

So to recap, when it comes to the economy, Gingrich believes we’re all one people, and we must pay no attention to the wealth that divides us. When it comes to the culture war, we’re not one people, and those who believe as Gingrich does should target and defeat those Americans who disagree.

If a right-wing voice rails against the “minority elite,” he’s speaking the truth. If an Occupy activist rails against the “minority elite,” he’s an un-American radical.

Got it.

Speculation Separates The 1% From The 99%

Interesting post at Obsidian Wings.

At one time, the argument was fervently and sincerely made that executives should be recompensed heavily with stock options, because it ties their interests directly to their company's interests. In practice, that doesn't appear to be the case. Stock options aren't very useful unless the market is booming, and the market generally doesn't boom unless new money enters, which doesn't happen unless confidence is high. Creating an illusion of 'confidence' is crucial. So, speculation is far more important than tending the company's business, or job-creating, or even lobbying, or half a dozen more-industrious uses of their time and attention:

The important point here is that even the people who look like they've made their money from a business outside the financial industry -- the Bill Gates or Steve Jobs types -- really haven't. They've made their money from *stocks*, not from selling things or services.

It's not just the wealth from the stocks of their companies, either. This chart of income sources for the top hundredth of a percent



shows that dividends -- direct shares in profits -- have become much less important since the 1970s, while "wages" have become much more important. It looks as though these extremely wealthy people are working for their money, doesn't it?

Except that "wages" includes stock options and bonuses, which are often based on stock price performance. So wealthy people who aren't getting money from S-corporations, sole proprietorships, and partnerships are getting almost all their income from capital stock/ real estate gains, and from stock-indexed wages.

And the stock market isn't really for investment, it's for *speculation*. "Give them money and get a percent of the profits" is investment, because you (the wealthy person) are tying your income to how much money the company actually takes in for doing things. "Buy low, sell high" is speculation, because how much money you get doesn't have to depend on anything the company actually sells or does -- all that matters is what potential buyers think, and their confidence that the stock will continue to be worth more in a market of people who think like them.

No wonder so many of our Very Serious Leaders keep saying "confidence" is of overwhelming importance, more important to businesspeople than things like "are there enough customers?" -- even though actual businesspeople are most concerned about lack of demand.

Tomorrow Is The Skilley Hearing

Where E. learns her employment fate.

Maybe The End Of The World Starts Here

Think about all that vulnerable human biomass out there:

A group of scientists is pushing to publish research about how they created a man-made flu virus that could potentially wipe out civilisation.

The deadly virus is a genetically tweaked version of the H5N1 bird flu strain, but is far more infectious and could pass easily between millions of people at a time.

...Virologist Ron Fouchier of the Erasmus Medical Centre in the Netherlands lead a team of scientists who discovered that a mere five mutations to the avian virus was sufficient to make it spread far more easily.

...Fouchier admitted the strain is 'one of the most dangerous viruses you can make' but is still adamant he wants to publish a paper describing how it was done.

...Paul Keim, chairman of NSABB, said: 'I can't think of another pathogenic organism that is as scary as this one. I don't think anthrax is scary at all compared to this.'

Traditionally scientific research has always been open so that fellow scientists can review the work of others and repeat their methods to try and learn from them.

But numerous scientists have said they believe research on the avian flu should be suppressed.

The Year Of The Sex Olympics

Surfing on the waves of the Internet, checking out Jean Poole along the way and following her recommendation, I started reading this interesting essay about the origins of pessimism on the Left, and the prudent refusal of the Occupy movement to identify its aims, but soon started watching this futuristic TV show from 1968: "The Year Of The Sex Olympics".



(see the essay for the abbreviated video)

Well-done science fiction can be truly clairvoyant! We live in the near-future this TV show was designed for! Nigel Kneale foresaw Reality TV!

But what I thought most about were the big talent shows we have this day - American Idol, X-Factor, America's Got Talent; where you watch, not do - and the stark contrast with profoundly-subversive community musical theater, where you do, not watch:

'The Year Of The Sex Olympics' was written by the great TV writer Nigel Kneale (creator of Quatermass) and was originally aired on British TV on 29 July 1968. It was the penultimate play in the BBC series 'Theatre 625' which ran from 1964 to 1968. It was filmed in colour, but only black and white copies are known to exist. Directed by Michael Elliot, it starred Leonard Rossiter, Suzanne Neave, Tony Vogel and Brian Cox.

From the IMDb:

"Set in a future when the world is dominated and run by television, where language has become almost redundant and all 'tensions' - love, war, hate, loyalty - have been removed. Overpopulation is a problem, so there are gluttony programmes to put people off food and pornography programmes to put them off sex. There is artsex and sportsex, and now this - the year of the Sex Olympics. Audience attention begins to wane, however, until TV executive Ugo Priest works on a new concept - a reality-based programme in which a couple is stranded on a bleak island, without the aid of any modern technology, and their efforts to survive filmed twenty-four hours a day. A concept which may sound familiar in the age of reality TV... "

Herman Cain's Lawyer's Opening Gambit

Toss it against the wall and see if it sticks:

this appears to be an accusation of private, alleged consensual conduct between adults - a subject matter which is not a proper subject of inquiry by the media or the public. No individual, whether a private citizen, a candidate for public office or a public official, should be questioned about his or her private sexual life. The public's right to know and the media's right to report has boundaries and most certainly those boundaries end outside of one's bedroom door.

But this wasn't the GOP standard back in Bill Clinton's presidency, was it?

The Ironman Gets Impatient

As any New Mexican could have anticipated, Gary Johnson is getting ignored on the national stage. So, he's thinking third-party:

Disgruntled former New Mexico governor Gary Johnson says he is considering leaving the Republican slate and running as a third-party candidate in the 2012 presidential election.

“I feel abandoned by the Republican Party,” Johnson, who has been left out of most of the Republican debates, told the Sante Fe New Mexican newspaper this week, saying he might seek the Libertarian Party’s support.

“The Republican Party has left me by the wayside,” said Johnson, whose polling numbers have recently been so low that they are often not even being picked up by pollsters.

...Johnson, 58, holds dear libertarian values such as low taxes and limited government and wants to legalize marijuana. He is also a fitness fanatic, having competed in a number of “Ironman” triathlons and climbed Mount Everest.

Top 100 (Or So) DMTC Lists

Playing around with the DMTC Master Cast List, I was curious about two questions:

• Who are the most important people in DMTC production history (based on a very crude metric: the number of lines upon which their names appear in the list); and,
• Who has appeared the most number of times as cast members on the DMTC stage?

This list inhales people and spews them out like spray paint on a highway overpass. It reminds me of another amusingly-jumbled set of lists I looked at, where Japanese TV viewers were asked to rate the most important people in history (based, in part, on their recollections of recent historical miniseries on Japanese TV).


Most Important People (number of lines of mentions in list)

1___Jan___Isaacson___591
2___Steve___Isaacson___487
3___Jean___Henderson___200
4___Dannette (Bell)___Vassar___193
5___Arthur___Vassar___111
6___Daniel___Pool___109
7___Mary___Young___109
8___Ben___Bruening___106
9___Marie___Petersen___102
10___Anna___Johnson___82
11___Ron___Cisneros___81
12___John___Ewing___79
13___Erik___Daniells___77
14___Marc___Valdez___73
15___Noël (Spellman)___Bruening___72
16___Jane___Butler___72
17___Cameron___Kuss___69
18___Jeni___Price___69
19___Chris___Adams___65
20___Nikki___Nicola___65
21___Eileen___Beaver___60
22___Leslie___Kuss___60
23___Salina___Morlang___60
24___Paul___Wurschmidt___56
25___Michael___Miiller___55
26___Dave___Chan___54
27___Mara___Bernhard___53
28___Valerie___Cogdill___52
29___Jonathan___Rothman___52
30___Rich___Kulmann___49
31___Megan___Houpt___46
32___Wendy (Young)___Carey___45
33___Tom___Gohring___45
34___Jennie___Reuter___45
35___Russ___Bruch___43
36___Julie___Kulmann___41
37___Jon___Mounts___41
38___Laura___Sitts___41
39___Marcia___Burns___40
40___Warren___Harrison___40
41___Dan___Stern___40
42___Scott___Griffith___39
43___Celeste___Hammon___39
44___Rand___Martin___39
45___Dian (Calahane, Becker)___Hoel___38
46___Bilene___Mason___38
47___Jocelyn___Price___38
48___Ron___Easley___37
49___Rick___Jones___37
50___Ben___Wormeli___37
51___Alene___Chandler___36
52___Jon___Daniells___36
53___Vivian___Krich-Brinton___36
54___Andrew___Lampinen___36
55___Bruce___Lampinen___36
56___Katherine___Gohring___35
57___Kay___Hight___35
58___Michael___McElroy___35
59___John___Reuter___35
60___Monica___Parisi___34
61___Lauren___Miller___33
62___Clifton___Wood___33
63___Linda___Abrille___32
64___Lindsay___Carpenter___32
65___Mark___Carpenter___32
66___Laura___Daniells___32
67___Andy___Sullivan___32
68___Mark___Allen___31
69___Charlotte___Gremillion___31
70___Keven___Morlang___31
71___Heather___Sheridan___31
72___Patrick___Stratton___31
73___Mark___Ashton___30
74___Gwyneth___Bruch___30
75___Deborah___Currier___30
76___Sharon___Reuter___30
77___Barbara___Ruhmann___30
78___Eva___Saur___30
79___Amy___Schoedel___30
80___David___Silva___30
81___Steve___Weigt___30
82___Ryan___Adame___29
83___Aly___Ivler___29
84___Danielle___Mason___29
85___Holly___Newell___29
86___Tim___O’Laughlin___29
87___Colin___Wallace___29
88___Natalie___Armstrong___28
89___Cheryl___Barker___28
90___Jon___Beaver___28
91___Hank___Cogdill___28
92___Janell___Gohring___28
93___Chris___Petersen___28
94___Scott___Sablan___28
95___Mary Jo___Seminoff___28
96___Julia___Spangler___28
97___Susan___Sullivan___28
98___Kelly___Daniells___27
99___Elliot___Mulberg___27
100___Karina (Summers)___Selvaggio___27
101___Jenny___Short___27


Most Frequently-Appearing Cast Members (number of mentions in list)

1___Jan___Isaacson___113
2___Mary___Young___75
3___Steve___Isaacson___69
4___Ben___Bruening___45
5___Dannette (Bell)___Vassar___45
6___Marc___Valdez___40
7___Wendy (Young)___Carey___38
8___Arthur___Vassar___34
9___Julie___Kulmann___32
10___Rich___Kulmann___31
11___Jocelyn___Price___28
12___Eva___Saur___27
13___Andrew___Lampinen___26
14___Laura___Sitts___25
15___Noël (Spellman)___Bruening___23
16___Lindsay___Carpenter___23
17___Scott___Griffith___23
18___Jennie___Reuter___23
19___McKinley___Carlisle___22
20___Katherine___Gohring___22
21___Dian (Calahane, Becker)___Hoel___22
22___Julia___Spangler___22
23___Colin___Wallace___22
24___Jon___Beaver___21
25___Ashley___Gohring___21
26___Rhiannon___Guevin___21
27___Vivian___Krich-Brinton___21
28___Danielle___Mason___21
29___Jon___Mounts___21
30___Eileen___Beaver___20
31___Hank___Cogdill___20
32___Holly___Newell___20
33___Nora___Unkel___20
34___Kelly___Daniells___19
35___Aly___Ivler___19
36___Leanne___Kuss___19
37___Lauren___Miller___19
38___Alison___Munn___19
39___Chris___Petersen___19
40___Paula___Short___19
41___Natalie___Armstrong___18
42___Russ___Bruch___18
43___Mark___Carpenter___18
44___Monica___Parisi___18
45___Amy___Schoedel___18
46___David___Silva___18
47___Nathan___Brown___17
48___Petra___Favorite___17
49___Michael___Miiller___17
50___Ryan___Adame___16
51___Warren___Harrison___16
52___Michael___Lewis___16
53___Natalie___Mo___16
54___Barbara___Ruhmann___16
55___Kara___Sheldon___16
56___Clifton___Wood___16
57___Juliana___Wynkoop___16
58___Kitri___Bakay___15
59___Gwyneth___Bruch___15
60___Erin___Carpenter___15
61___Paul___Fearn___15
62___Ashley___Hickman___15
63___Michael___Jenkinson___15
64___Linnea___Lampinen___15
65___Stacy___Sheehan___15
66___Edward___Bianchi IV___14
67___Julie___Bock___14
68___Kailani___Carlisle___14
69___Bridget___Egan___14
70___Tiffany___Fletcher___14
71___Michael___Manley___14
72___Tim___O’Laughlin___14
73___Cass___Olson___14
74___Mary Ellen___Price___14
75___Lenore (Gordon)___Sebastian___14
76___Cole___Stratton___14
77___Angela___Yee___14
78___Mara___Bernhard___13
79___Arlon___Carlson___13
80___Kyle___Cherry___13
81___Valerie___Cogdill___13
82___Cody___Craven___13
83___Matt___Dunn___13
84___Julie___Holmes___13
85___Jon___Jackson___13
86___Brian___McCann___13
87___Jason "Clocky"___McDowell___13
88___Michael___McElroy___13
89___Tara___Newell___13
90___Lisa___Parente___13
91___Rebecca___Rudy___13
92___Gil___Sebastian___13
93___Stacia___Truesdale___13
94___Kennedy___Wenning___13
95___Lisa___Bennett___12
96___Ana___Chan___12
97___Roger___Clark___12
98___Meeka___Craig___12
99___Lexi___DeRock___12
100___Janet___Evans___12
101___Rebecca___Evans___12
102___John___Ewing___12
103___Wil___Forkin___12
104___Caroline___Gohring___12
105___Amy___Henderson___12
106___David___Holmes___12
107___Andy___Hyun___12
108___Melissa___Kuss___12
109___Elena___Lipman___12
110___Rachel___Pinto___12
111___Christina___Rae___12
112___Adam___Sartain___12
113___Emily Jo___Seminoff___12
114___Don "Gemini"___Spotts___12
115___Patrick___Stratton___12
116___Shea___Stratton___12
117___Eimi (Stokes)___Taormina___12
118___John___Trent___12
119___Casey Marie___Wilson___12
120___Sarah___Yablon___12
121___Ginga___Zeidenberg___12

Romeo Void - Never Say Never

Getting my Eighties groove on, with Romeo Void. Vocalist Debora Iyall was the unlikeliest pop diva of the decade:

The sudden surge in popularity was disorienting to Iyall. "It was frightening: we played a college in Santa Barbara, and there were all these blond people crowding the stage, and I thought 'These are the people who hated me in high school!' When you grow up being 'outside' -- because I wasn't white, and I was fat, and always a bit of a free thinker -- it was strange. It was like, 'uh-oh, I must be doing something wrong -- they like me!'"

Kelsey B - Boy If You Only Knew

Kelsey B's official video is out!

Serendipity is on Kelsey's side. Cousins of her co-stars were big draws this weekend at the cinema!

Kansastan, Kansastan, You Very Nice Place!

No one pulled back from the forward trenches in the Great Kansas Tweet Incident for the longest time:

Last week, during a Kansas Youth in Government field trip, Sullivan watched Gov. Sam Brownback speak. Unmoved, she cavalierly tweeted to her roughly 65 followers, “Just made mean comments at gov. brownback and told him he sucked, in person #heblowsalot.”

...Sure enough, Brownback’s office – the Thin Skin Division — noted Sullivan’s tweet, and contacted Youth in Government. As Sherriene Jones-Sontag, Brownback’s communications director, explained to the Kansas City Star, “That wasn’t respectful. In order to really have a constructive dialogue, there has to be mutual respect.” She added, “It was important for the organization to be aware of the comments their students were making.”

Sullivan was soon called into the principal’s office, where she says she received a one-hour scolding on her “not so nice” behavior and told she needed to do “damage control” in the form of a letter of apology. Oh, but the damage was just beginning.

You see, the girl, who didn’t even meet Brownback — let alone tell him to his face that he sucks — isn’t sorry. Nor does she feel the need to offer a hollow apology. Instead, she tweeted Sunday, “I’ve decided not to write the letter but I hope this opens the door for average citizens to voice their opinion & to be heard!” Suddenly, #heblowsalot is the hashtag to beat.

It’s quite likely that Jones-Sontag read the original tweet, jumped to the hasty conclusion that a confrontation had occurred, and decided to take swift action. And had Sullivan been truly disruptive and abusive during a school event, organizers would be entitled to know. But she wasn’t, and that makes Jones-Sontag and principal Karl R. Krawitz look increasingly absurd for getting whipped up over the blithe tweets of a teenager. Jones-Sontag could have backed up and said, “We misread the events. We never demanded an apology. And differences of opinion are what makes this country great.” But she didn’t. So now it’s a big deal, one that pits a mouthy adolescent’s right to say her governor sucks against a bunch of adults who’d prefer she didn’t.

All of this reminds me of other places on the globe where national leaders insist on respect from their citizens.

Please stand, for Borat's rendition of the Kazakhstan National Anthem:



But finally, today, Great Leader Of Kansastan declared mercy on sniveling, coddled Ute In Government:

“My staff over-reacted to this tweet, and for that I apologize. Freedom of speech is among our most treasured freedoms. I enjoyed speaking to the more than 100 students who participated in the Youth in Government Program at the Kansas Capitol. They are our future. I also want to thank the thousands of Kansas educators who remind us daily of our liberties, as well as the values of civility and decorum. Again, I apologize for our over-reaction”

Over-reacting staff will volunteer to be strapped to fence posts and function instead as tornado early-warning system.