Nothing Says "I Love You" Like Some Of ABQ's Finest Blue Meth!

My sister surprised me with some of Albuquerque's finest, quality-controlled blue meth for Thanksgiving.

Coincidentally, it was Joe The Plumber's birthday, and since he's a "Breaking Bad" fan too, I passed a packet to him. The surreptitious transfer was done in the harsh neon lighting of a motel parking lot. It felt so bad, so it must have been right!