If It's A Big Job, It's Time To Argue With Joe The Plumber

M.: Listen, I don't care how stupid my questions might sound. You answer them!

J.: Listen I'm trying to do you a favor, so just do what I say!

(etc.)

(After eleven years of ups and downs, this is less like a commercial relationship, and more like a marriage.)

(And it's also time to argue with E.)

E.: MMMMMAAAARRRRCCC! When will you ever learn? 'Psycho Two' is a Fake Plumber!

(But it's hard to argue with leaking water! The hot water heater has reached the end of its lifetime!)