Camouflage

Returning from a walk with Jasper, at the end of the alley, I noticed one homeless guy draping leaves and ivy on another homeless guy who was already wearing camouflage clothing. The fellow looked like an Ent.

“Lord of the Rings for Halloween?” I asked. “No,” the first one replied. “You know like those TV shows with pranks? For Halloween, he can stand in the bushes and jump out at people. Doesn’t he look great?” I nodded. The second fellow smiled and waved sheepishly.