Yellow Tape

E.: MMMMMAAAAAAARRRRCCCCCC! I forgot to say! There is yellow tape all around the house across the street. That means it's a crime scene. I haven't seen that old man across the street for a long time. I think he got murdered.

M.: But you don't know for sure.

E.: No.

M.: It would be nice to know if the neighbor across the street got murdered.

E.: Take a look at the tape!


Sure enough, there was yellow caution tape around the hedge across the street, but the reason seemed obvious: something had badly ravaged the hedge. What was it? Did an automobile plow into it, or was there some kind of disease? I don't know, but I doubt the neighbor was murdered.