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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Ishi Wasn't The Last Stone-Age Californian



John is in Oklahoma City, reads the Internet, and notices the odd things:
Here we are 100 years later and a spear-throwing man from an earlier era appears in your city. What a - um - remarkable link to the past....
You know who’s to blame for all this: Barack Hussein Obama. This location is less than a thousand feet from ‘Just Guns’, the biggest gun emporium in Sacramento. I bet the poor bastard didn’t have any ammunition because the craven liberals at the Pentagon are buying all the bullets. So a Neanderthal has to do what a Neanderthal has to do, with whatever tool is at hand.

Things are a little out-of-control up there on Auburn Boulevard. It’s no surprise that that is where Joe the Plumber spent last winter in his broken-down van in the parking lot of a seedy motel. I was driving up there with him last December and he excitedly pointed out a building behind which was supposedly an open-air sex bazaar featuring numerous prostitutes. He was disappointed I didn’t want to swing on by. I figure, if Joe knew about this place, and that it actually existed, that every cop in Sacramento County knew about it too, and had the place under heavy surveillance.

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