"Cop Song", From 'Urinetown'

The pressure is on, to learn a variety of music for DMTC's "Urinetown"!

I've almost got this song. It's a fairly-short, rhythmic patter song, and thus maybe easier to learn than some of the others. I've just just got to know the song blindfolded, so I can defeat my brain's infinitely-elastic capability to mess it up, by substituting incorrect lyrics.

I've been a cop in a number of DMTC musicals, but I've never sung about the cop experience before....