Bitter Coloradans Hurl Blame At California And Utah Regarding The Snow Drought

Blame, blame, blame, blame, blame!

Yeah, that's just how we roll in the Sacramento Valley! Keep the white stuff for ourselves, and none for the God-fearing folk deep in the interior.

I'm gonna buy me a Sno-Cone and get a brain freeze, just because I can! I'm gonna buy me a brand-new Zamboni and park it in the driveway. I'm gonna buy me a whole bunch of snow boards and give them to kids willing to diss the Denver Nuggets.

We do it because nothing gets a Left Coaster up faster in the morning than knowing someone in Colorado Springs is making fun of our deficit. So, it's payback.