What If I Have The Walking Pneumonia?

E. Mmmmmaaaarrrccccc (cough, cough, cough)! I want to go to the Emergency Room!

M. It's midnight. Wouldn't you rather go to sleep?

E. I've been sleeping for days, and it doesn't do any good. What if I have 'The Walking Pneumonia'?

M. We'll be there for hours. We won't get any sleep.

E. Mmmmmmaaaaaarrrrrccccccc!

M. (Sigh)

[UPDATE: And sure enough, the docs at the Emergency Room diagnose early stages of pneumonia.]