Sheen, Beck, or Qaddafi?

I did just dreadful with this game: only 5 out of 15 correct:

Clearly, February was a peerless month in the history of unhinged rants. Between Charlie Sheen, Glenn Beck, and Muammar Qaddafi, it was difficult just to keep track of who was saying which unintelligible thing at any given time. Really difficult, in fact. To demonstrate just what a struggle it is to distinguish between the mad ramblings of an entertainer, a despot, and another entertainer, we’ve put together this quiz. If you get them all right, you are some kind of savant.