Wonder Drug

Move over Vitamin C:

"We believe sildenafil could be an excellent candidate for incorporation into cancer treatment protocols with the potential of enhancing the anti-tumour efficacy, while protecting the heart against both short term and long term damage from doxorubicin," Kukreja told The Telegraph.

In case you've forgotten Viagra's other purported benefits, the drug is already touted as speeding up jet lag recovery, boosting orgasms in depressed women, treating Crohn's disease and even cellulite.