Mazes

E.: What's that?

M.: It's a sudoku puzzle. I started doing them in the summer when my sister Marra showed them to me.

E. Are they hard?

M.: They're hard, but Marra says they're easy - it's just that men are retarded and can't see the pattern.

E.: They look like mazes. Do you remember that movie, "The Shining"? It starred Jack Nicholson. He was a writer and he took his family to stay through the winter trapped in a hotel in the mountains of Colorado so he could focus. It was so spooky! The wife, she saw the word "Redrum" spelled out...

M.: Murder....

E.: Murder! Yes, and one day, a ball rolled out of a room in the big hotel and the little boy, he started looking for where the ball came from and he met two little girls who wanted to play. But MMMAAAARRRCCC! They were ghosts! Because the fellow before who was in the hotel, he killed his own family! And Jack Nicholson, he started going insane, and the butler returns because they hadn't called him on the radio and Jack Nicholson kills him! And he's going to kill the little boy too, but the boy is smart and he runs into this maze in the snow, and makes tracks that go the wrong way and Jack Nicholson gets lost and he freezes in the maze!

M.: Spooky!

E.: Spooky! MMMMAAARRRCCC! There was a little girl who died at the school last summer, when it wasn't in session, but they never told anyone how she died, or who did it, or nothing.....

M.: Maybe one day, you'll go to the clinic, and there will be a little girl there who you don't recognize, and .....

E.: MMMMAAAARRRRCCCC!

M.: AAAAHHHHH!

E.: AAAAAHHHHHH!