Karaoke Awkwardness At The Health Club



After an unusually hot step aerobics workout yesterday, I was standing in line to put the step away in its corner, when I was overcome by a desire to sing to the musical soundtrack pumping over the speakers (Exile - I Wanna Kiss You All Over - 1978). I turned towards the prettiest woman in the room, standing in line just behind me, and sang: "'I Want To Kiss You All Over' (except maybe just not at this moment)". She said "Sweat" with flat finality. I replied "Sweat".