A Rose By Any Other Name

Here is a list, roughly in decreasing order of frequency, of the various nicknames I call Sparky the Dog:

Antique
Antiqa Manteca (meaning, roughly, Old Lard)
Antique Dog
Spark
Bark
Anky Anky
Warko Warko
Parko Parko
Park Park
Wolf Dog
Alligator
Sparky The Doodle
Dogya
African American Dog
Baboy
Senile Dog
Mokum Dog
Tinky Tinky

Fortunately, he seems to respond to all these names.