A Preview Of The Democratic National Convention

Featuring my living room furniture, currently overwhelmed with superfluous chairs....:


Chair: The Chair recognizes the Chair from the great state of North Carolina.

NC Chair: Thank you. I am a genuine hickory chair, made in 1949!

Chair: Thank you! We are all proud of the heritage of the North Carolina Chair! The Chair now recognizes the Chair from the Golden State of California.

CA Chair: I am a Love Seat. Anyone who pleases can now marry anyone they wish!

AL Chair: Fine! Go marry yourself then!

Chair: The Chair from Alabama is out of order! The Chair from Alabama is out of order! The Chair from California has the floor!

CA Chair: I yield the floor to the unfortunate Rocking Chair from the Great State of Florida, which now has only half a seat.

FL Chair: This is highly irregular, and I must protest! Senior citizens have trouble enough with our ballots, and now this!

Chair: The Chair from Florida is out of order! This matter has already been addressed by the Rules Chair.

FL Chair: I yield to my fellow in pain, the Chair from Michigan.

MI Chair: The Chair from Florida is right! This is unfair! We have half seats, but we refuse to concede that we are half-assed! If this continues, we will have to become wheelchairs!

Chair: These matters have already been settled! There is no point in passing once again through this mill of ambiguity and despair! The Chair now recognizes the Chair from the state of Tennessee.

TN Chair: Musical chairs anyone?