Apologies For Lack Of Posting

Busy at work, and still feeling ill. For entertainment, I'm reading vapid Aussie girl talk. The question of the day is:

Why do girls resort to nicknames for men they've just met?

and one reply is:

I have no comment - I went through “Deli Boy”, got dumped by “Esk Races Numnuts”, blew off “Scottish Backpacker” and now I’m very happy with “My I.T. Toyboy”.